My ode to dear Frank
He’s my new forum stalker
16k tough guy
“Have fun while it lasts”
He seems to want me to go
Life of the party
Middle school fun fun
He’s like a hall monitor
“I said, ‘NO HORSEPLAY!’”
Maybe I need to drink more. Your post might make more sense if I was drunk.
Here, if it helps.
snerts. Thanks Frank.
Your first pitting…are you going cry yourself to sleep. Not because you got pitted, but because its so lame.
I’ll try to make it better.
Frank is one of those people who uses commas in the right places. Frank makes my typing look lame. Yeah, lets pit him!!!
Didn’t really help that much. You must have made a serious impression on this newbie.
Before your time, I was a mod when criticism of mods was only allowed in the Pit. I was certainly and more than once Pitted then.
This might–I’m uncertain, but . . . might–be my first Pitting that didn’t have to do with being a mod.
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Here at the Straight Dope
the fucking hall monitor
was named Manhattan
.
I had someone start yelling at me on the street the other day. My first reaction was to feel bad, but by the second run-on sentence, I realized he must’ve been dropped on his head as a child.
I hope you take this just as seriously, Frank.
This has to rank up there with the all-time stupidest fucking Pittings of all time.
Frank, step it up a notch. You’re not attracting the the smartest trolls these days.
No. He just knows how it usually plays out.
I think in your case it will take about ten days.
Having eight bay windows on the ground floor woulld be like living in some kind of hell.
I think it’s pretty creative, since, AFAICR, no one’s been Pitted in haiku before.
Burma Shave!
Um…OP, Frank is not the only one that finds you to be an annoying little twat.
Well, normally I’d ask politely for Frank to go easy on you as you are way out of your depth. However, in this case…
Secondly, as far as I know, Cat Whisperer is female.
So what happened
with your next door neighbour?
Was he a murderer?
A line of five then sex
Then six again a haiku
is not. Poem police.
Five lines then some sex
Sounds like a brilliant night out
To be quite honest.
It is, however, a hell of a night out.
Maybe he doesn’t realize he is a fish living in an aquarium.