Frankku

Many are the fucks
I do not give
about acuracy on the internet

How easy life is
Striding through oblivious
Fools have no worries

I agree. Frank, you should be embarrassed by this. Not because you’ve been pitted, of course, but that the original controversy is so weak. Next time you straighten out a newb put some hot sauce on it!

However, bonus point for providing the link yourself. :slight_smile:

I thought I’d chip in…
I am uncreative.
Oh well, nevermind.

This is the best pile-on ever. I wasn’t aware that being called a “twat” was within the guidelines–nor am I clear on what constitutes a “troll” in these parts? Or “harassment” through following others around in threads? Maybe we could all review the rules. It’s Sunday. Jesus would like that.

The barbeque pit
[thread=508858]Has it’s own set of guidelines[/thread]
Ignorant monkey

Um, Frank, the OP is not the only one that finds you to be an annoying little twat.

You bastard!

:slight_smile:

Y’all are aware that none of these “poems” even rhymes, right? Right?

It’s times like this when I’m glad I grew up in the seventies. I had my retroactively embarrassing “everybody look at me” moments when I was a teenager but at least I know there’s no permanent copy of the things I said and did floating around. The worst thing we ever had to go through was looking at our old yearbook pictures.

This is a “look at me” moment? What makes you so sure you know how old I am?

I doubt that you have reached 30.

free verse doesn’t
have to
rhyme, you know. It
only needs to have a
good backbeat that’s narrow and hard to master

Clarification : not being snarky to LN or you, but…is there some rule that we have to act our age on the Internet? Could it be possible that I’m actually quite mature in real life but came here to have fun?

You can act what ever age you want here, so long as you obey the rules. But that doesn’t mean we won’t mock you mercilessly. Big kids don’t whine so much.

Sure. Anything’s possible.

I’m not whining. I’m just taking it all in. Living the Internet dream–one post at a time.

Going to the Pit
Masturbation is fun
Just don’t get caught out.

This haiku must be
one of the best that I’ve read.
I love it, Attack.

That should be: “masturbation can be fun”.