Oh, I should have mentioned above - welcome to the dope living_in_hell.
I think a pitting in haiku is one of the best things ever. You have a lot to contribute. I hope you stay.
I, too, hope he stays
I just wish he’d lurk a while
Before his next post.
Your posts are my cite.
Seriously, I thought about not posting what I wrote. “Go easy on him,” I thought, “He’s just a kid. He’ll grow out of it.”
But in the long run, I figure I wouldn’t be doing you any favors by not pointing out you’re living out a cliche. If you were to read your posts ten years from now, you’ll cringe. Do yourself a favor and dial it down a notch.
And if, despite all appearances, you’re not a teenager - then my advice is claim to be a teenager. It’s one thing to act like a typical teenager when you are a teenager. If you’re still acting like a typical teenager when you’re thirty, you have a problem.
But… see that line under the logo? “Fighting Ignorance” means we’re bringing more than just being immature to the discussions here.
I’d suggest moving over to “Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)” for, well, pointlessness.
adde parvum parvo magnus acervus erit
Tauri excrementa?
You see everyone wants to be Frank.
“Can I be Frank?”
“Let’s be Frank.”
I hear this all the time. He must be a wonderful person and handsome to no doubt. Also he once told a story about lamps & sunglasses, it was really quite funny.
OP is a pretty obvious sock/troll, IMO. The wide-eyed “I can’t believe the cruelty!” simply can’t be real.
Anyone who has spent more than ten minutes on the Internet has seen far worse than any post made in the Pit in the past five years. I call bullshit.
Besides, he latched onto Frank way too quickly. It usually takes at least a couple of months to realize what a toolbag Frank is. 
Hey, I didn’t give him permission for this OP!
Until we came to a side road, and off the side of the side road there was another fifteen foot cliff and at the bottom of the cliff there was another pile of garbage. And we decided that one big pile is better than two little piles, and rather than bring that one up we decided to throw ours down.
Arlo Guthrie, Alice’s Restaurant
No–I just believe that post by post I will find the way. Gestalt and stuff.
Well considering it’s been established I’m a teenaged boy then I guess you’re like Father and you know best.
Dude. I’ve got me two locked threads. I’m big time.
Could there be any doubt with someone who posts in Latin? (And puffs up like a turkey?)
Was that a quarry? Were people throwing shit down there?
Zip it, guizot–I have a final I’m studying for. And like anywho everyone knows that the male frigate puffs up like no turkey ever could.
That pic just made my day–for real.
If you’re referring to reading post by post, then sure, that’s good advice. The more you lurk, the more you become familiar with how things operate 'round here. If you simply think that the more drivel you post, the better you’ll find your way, not so much.
Hey, btw “sock/troll” would make a great name for a boy band.
I see your point, but given the basic realities of interpersonal functioning, how do I learn about people without direct interaction? Correlation does not equal causation; observing others interact is informative but really not indicative of how they will interact with me.