Cute. Very cute.
Thanks! How? 
Is that remark wiseassish* in itself?
*-I invented a word. Shut up. It makes sense.
I’ve tried to eliminate the “joke” ones. That is, I agree oxymora based equivocation aren’t true oxymora. (Note: Yes, it’s oxymora, not oxymorons. Check any dictionary.) Though I will say that I find them amusing.
almost exactly
alone together
birthday suit
clear as mud
cold as hell
definite maybe
down elevator
elevated subway
found missing
free with purchase
freezer burn
genuine imitation
good grief
Hard Day’s Night
include me out
instant classic
less is more
liquid smoke
little pregnant, a
near miss (should be near hit)
nondairy creamer
110% [120%, etc.]
passive aggresive
plastic glasses
same difference
serious fun
silent scream
sophomore (means “wise-fool”)
Sounds of Silence
Tears of a Clown
uncommonly normal
unsalted Saltines
very unique
virtual reality
working vacation
BTW, just what is the debate here? Seems to me this belongs in IMHO or MPSIMS.
Wise ass might be considered an oxymoron. If intentional, your post would have been a pretty clever way to slip it in.
Why the snooty attitude towards joke oxymorons? My favorite: “Marijuana initiative.”
Only if they’re eaten with plastic silverware on paper china.
I don’t think so. Well, it might, but I don’t think validly. ‘Wise’ and ‘ass’ are not being applied in a contradictory manner here: you behave like an ass and purport to be wiser than the object of your snark.
Moderator’s Note: It doesn’t look like any great debate has broken out here, so I shall make haste slowly and move this thread over to IMHO.
Today I am well and truly ill.
Oh, and I forgot one that I learned recently here on the SDMB but forgot to add to my list:
literally raining cats and dogs (or other metaphor)