Fast Food
Military Intelligence 
Efficient Government
That’s my offer! Any more?
VB
I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes:
Microsoft Works
http://www.madpoet.com
Clerks - Just because they serve you doesn’t mean they like you.
Jumbo Shrimp
Oooh ooooh! Here’s more.
Country Music
Original Copy
Civil War
Act Naturally
Act Naturally
Crisis Management
Solo Concert
Religious Right
Ice Water
Foreign National
Congressional Ethics
Found Missing
Pretty Ugly
Working Vacation
United Nations
Suicide Victim
Instant Classic
Social Outcast
Passive Agression
Science Fiction
A Six-Ounce Pound Cake
Scholar-athlete
Amtrak schedule
Justice Rehnquist 
There’s a business along BART in the Oakland area with a HUGE sign announcing “Cold Ice.” Um. Yeah…
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
I’m sick and tired of all of these self-contradictory oxymorons. Can’t we have some non-self-contradictory oxymorons?
P.S. StoryTyler, that’s a pleonasm, not an oxymoron.
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
smart blond
smart jock
bittersweet
devout atheist
happy ending
I think “cowboy” is an oxymoron–last I heard, cows were female, and there aren’t many female boys (another oxymoron).
“If you drive an automobile, please drive carefully–because I walk in my sleep.”–Victor Borge
Sorry, but “jumbo shrimp” is not an oxymoron.
There’s nothing self-contradictory about large seafood.
“What we have here is failure to communicate.” – Strother Martin, anticipating the Internet.
Libertarian government 
…
Civil Servant
Contractor Support
In my case, “happily married.”
And there’s always “government assistance.”
Hospital food
Rap music
Straight dope
Compassion in Farming
Great Britian
Dutch Courage
J
I’m a maniac, a maa-ianac thats for sure,
ANd Im dancin’ like I never did be-foor"
Groundskeeper Willy
How about Irish Luck?
2-0. Oo-aa-Paul-McGrath my ass
Coldfire
"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Christian Science.
Cafeteria food.
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TMR