Is it time for another funny kids thread? I believe that it is!

When she was very, very young, just learning to talk, my older daughter caught a cold. She was wiping her nose on a handkerchief and it had become very messy. I told her “Oh, that’s gotten dirty; here’s a Kleenex, use this.” For some time thereafter, she would refer to any tissue-paper-like substances as “ex.” As in a clean ex.