Yeah, right, because people never need contracts drafted or wills prepared or patents applied for or …
I hate that canard, too.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Jeez, it’s just jokes. A good buddy of mine is now a jr. partner at a DC firm; and although he works for an organization whose basic function is to assist mega-corporations as they sue the living pants off of anyone in their way in what amounts to protectionism by litigation, I’d take a bullet for the guy.