His running mate could be Harry Seaward.
Or Mike Cox.
The perfect running mates would be Mike Hunt and Dick Hertz.
Just snatched this from the archives.
Mike Hunt is a pussy!
We(Michigan) also used to have Dick Posthumous as a lieutenant governor.
He was not, I believe, a necrophiliac.
I wonder if the thought of of Mike Hunt running for president could make Dick Spring come out of retirement.
Is Mike Hunt’s candidacy official? I want to spread… the word!
We must beat Mike Hunt!
I’ve heard Dirk Hunt is running against him, though…
Who’s Dick Hertz?
He’s Dick Hertz for everyone!
Dick Hertz needs to visit Dr. Cockburn, otherwise he’ll end up like Drew Peacock.
I’d love to see more Muslim candidates, like Munchma Quchi.
Back when I used to work in the statehouse, I had several occasions to meet “Butch”. He’s a dick.
Our previous Gov was Dirk Kempthorne, whose last name was one too many syllables to be a Clive Cussler hero.
The guy with his eye on the throne in the next election? I give you Rex Rammell.
“Mike Hunt dripping sweat during heated performance; Dick Hurtz limps to 3rd place in Iowa caucus.”
Or her sister, MaTwatma.
I’m voting for Oliver Clozoff.
“Oliver Clozoff bares all during fiery debate.”