a little while back a friend of mine told me that eating pineapples makes your vaginal fluids taste good, i was wondering if there is any truth to this statement or is it just an old wives tale
Not sure about a womans secretions…but food can influence the taste of semen.
The only substance I ever found that changed the flavour of vaginal fluids was garlic.
A friend of mine (and her boyfriend) swear it’s true, for women, anyways. It’s kind of hard to challenge that kind of statement. Myself, I’ve noticed the garlic thing, but I don’t eat enough pineapple to know about them.
I can’t find a link to it, but I remember Dr. Drew stating on Love Line that consuming certain food or drinks would not change the taste of bodily fluids, unless done in huge amounts. I can’t really find anything reliable online, but I always thought Drew gave solid medical answers.
Sounds like flavored lube is the way to go. 
I’d always heard, pineapple and citrus = good, asparagus = bad.
Haj
Please do not relieve yourself in the hatstand during the asparagus season.
-an actual sign in some theatres in the latter half of the 19th century.
Why would you piss in the hatstand instead of, say, the bathroom?
It seems like an easy enough hypothesis to test on your own (well, perhaps you’ll require an assistant researcher for samplling purposes).
Too fricking funny, particularly the idea that they were sort of sanctioning the use of the hatstand off season by implication.
Perhaps “hatstand” was a euphenism for “the room with toilet” like we use “restroom.”
Haj
People whizzing in hatstands?
Could this be the long-lost secret, arcane origin of “@sshat?”
What I can tell you about pineapples is that when one was first brought forth in the French royal court King Louis took it in hand and proceeded to (at least try and) take a bite out of it.
Since it was unpeeled at the time, I’m confident his screams could be heard all the way back in the tropics where the offending fruit came from.
SauerKraut affects the taste of vagina.
That’s all I have to report.