I’d say smell, personally. Looks aren’t so much a worry of mine, but if someone smelled like a monkey, man, i don’t know if i could deal with that.
Upham
Looking like a monkey is, in my opinion, much worse.
Smells are usually accidental, impermanent. A good wash-up and you’re cured.
But appearance – I mean to the point where one approaches the simian – is presumably intrinsic and would, to fix, require costly plastic surgery.
I’d rather look like a monkey. I could be a really good guy at heart, but if I smelled like a monkey, no one would get close enough to find out.
I’d rather smell like a monkey that has just had a bath and a good towel-drying. If a wet monkey smelled anything like a wet Great Pyrenees sheepdog, that would definitely give me pause.:eek:I speak from experience.
Look like a monkey, definitely.
If you look like a monkey, you could at least get some good hot monkey action, but if you smell like one, you’re on your own (and you won’t get any hot monkey action that way because you wouldn’t look like a monkey, and they are notoriously fickle).
It’s a great thread that enables one to use the phrase, “hot monkey action.”
I guess if you looked like a monkey, you’d have good reason to fling your own feces. Besides that, I don’t see any other advantages.
Rose
Besides, if you look AND smell like a monkey they let you be
President of the United States.
I saw someone who looked like a monkey once. Like a chimpanzee, really. It was the weirdest thing.
Not like a real chimpanzee, either. More like a cartoonist’s simplistic stylised version of one.
Stranges’ thang I ever did see.
I’d just like to throw in here that when i say “smell like a monkey” i’m talking about hard core monkey funk, only changable by surgery (removal of the sweat glands, or whatever it is that makes monkeys smell the way they do)
Just to sort of put it on a par with the plastic surgery aspect of looking like a Monkey.
(i’m still sayin i’d rather look like one then smell like one)