Presuming that hypothetical Monkey is an Adonis. That lets Monkey bone more super models before breakfast than 49/50 people will see in a Victoria’s Secret catalog.
Presume that Monkey is uber asskicking awesome. This would make me more badass and cool than about the same proportion of the population (As an expert said in the book ‘Bruce Lee - A biography’, by far the most interesting event to occur on the set of Enter the Dragon was monkey bitch-slapping Chuck Norris for sexually harrassing the craft table girl).
My presumptions holding, (and please do not disrail the argument by rejecting my presumptions - they are absolute fact.), the vast majority of people are uglier and less badass.
Since everything, including the concept of sexiness, awesomness, kickassitude (yes, that’s a word. I coined it, bitches) etc, is all relative, to Monkey’s point of view, Monkey is surrounded by butt ugly pussies that should bow to my awe inspiring manliness.
While very very rare people might be sexier (James Bond) or more kickass (Batman), they are so rare, and unlikely to ever cause problems for Monkey, they are a non-factor.
The reason I started this thing was to slap a poster upside the head in the hope (though it might be a mis-guided hope) that a touch of humility is a good thing. The truly intelligent realize that they are only talented in a specific way*, and that the truly conscientious and ethical don’t put themselves above their fellow human beings.
*Who’s smarter? The brain surgeon who disrespects the mechanic fixing his Lexus, or the mechanic that convinces the surgeon to pay for blinker fluid?