Only if you believe that “that” can’t be used with people, which is one of those fictional rules that people like to toss out in order to feel superior.
I wasn’t feeling superior; I was feeling mad*. See the emoticon? Which brings up the question, do we have a superior-feeling emoticon?
*Not really.
Why bother with a parody thread when the original thread parodied itself?
If it’s butt ugly, you might be looking at the wrong end.
ahem (post #20)
The time I find vaginas really attractive are when they are occupied. By me.
My own experience is that vagina cuteness closely follows overall vagina possessor cuteness. If I find a woman attractive, her vagina is likely to be. But if I find a woman hideous, her vagina is a nasty and nauseating affair.
Thank you for ruining my view on life.
Maybe posting is his hobby. And maybe he is posting on his laptop whilst sitting on a bench in the park. Bet you never thought of that.
I don’t suppose you have a few pics to back this up do you?
But it’s language, and it’s the Pit. Could I have remained silent? Could any self-respecting Doper?!?! I think not.
Besides, it seemed to fit so well with the thread…
God love ya, Finn. Cuz penises ain’t nuthin to write home about either.
Vagina pics? On the Internet? I’ve never heard of such foolishness!!
:rolleyes:
Apparently, we have 3.
A woman’s yoni is holy, sacrosanct, and worshiped throughout history and across all cultures. A man’s penis is an abomination of nature, a subject of ridicule and base jokes, and greeted only by hushed laughter and awkward, sideways glances.
I totally thought this thread was going to be about mutant cats. (ala Cold Case’s Detective Lily Rush’s cat). 
On the odd chance you are serious, there has been quite a bit of veneration of phallic symbols & images throughout history.
The sacred name for it is hoo-hah.
Sheesh, people, get it right.
There are a wide variety of documentaries on the subject available on the web…