For this discussion to be meaningful, we have to work under the stipulation that the Bible is 100% accurate. That is, if the Bible says that Jesus walked on water, then the man walked on water. Whether you accept it or not, I don’t want this thread to denigrate into a debate on Biblical inerrancy, or lack thereof.
Second, I am in no way a Biblical scholar, and I’m not even as familiar as I used to be (damned agnosticism). Addenda and rebuttals are welcome (obviously, or else I wouldn’t be posting, would I?)
Third, I’m going to limit my discussion to Christianity, because that it a big enough field as it is. If you’d like to compare Jesus to Krishna, have at it.
Ok, disclaimers out of the way, here’s my claim: Jesus was not a unique figure. There is nothing inherently “WOW” about him. He didn’t do anything that had never been done before, he didn’t act in a manner that had never been done before, and therefore his exaltation as a Messiah is silly. Let’s look at the claims for Jesus’s uniqueness.
He walked on water. Meh. Moses PARTED the seas; that’s more impressive to me. Plus, Jesus seemed to imply that Peter could walk on water if he had faith. Finally, if you’re going for sheer majesty of miracles, I don’t think you can top Elijah in his performance on Mt. Carmel (1 Kings 18). The man humiliates 450 Baal worshippers, and then calls on God to incinerate a thrice-dowsed pile of wood. Makes Jesus walking on water seem oh so boring. I could go on about the miracles (Samson springs to mind), but you get the point–working miracles does not a Messiah make.
He was raised from the dead. So was Lazarus (John 11). And I could swear that other people were resurrected, even in the Old Testament, but I’m having a hard time finding the verses. Help! Hell, Lazarus was resurrected after FOUR days, so he was even more rotting and stinky than Jesus and his paltry three days. Next.
He suffered so much. Ok, many of you are probably skimming this one, because it seems so obvious–other people were crucified, and lived DAYS hanging on the cross. But I’ve heard a man give a sermon explicitly, graphically describing, in medical terms, the suffering that Jesus went through. Did he suffer? Sure. Was it “the worst suffering possible”? Maybe, I don’t know, I’ve never been crucified myself. Did he suffer more than any other human ever? Give me a break.
He was free from sin. I think this one becomes a problem of definition. If a person questions Jesus’ actions, asking “What about this? Was that the actions of a blameless being?” the answer is inevitably “Yes, because Jesus lived without sin.” Let’s not play that semantics game, ok? A few examples:
(1) The scene in Matthew 21 (among others) where he “overturned the tables of the moneychangers and the benches of those selling doves.” This scene has always bothered me, ever since I saw Jesus going berzerk in The Last Temptation of Christ. Wouldn’t a better option have been to verbally confront the offending parties? For a perfect being, Jesus sure did fly off the handle there.
(2) Also in Matthew 21, the bit with the fig tree. He sees a fig tree, he sees no figs on it, so he petutantly declares “May you never bear fruit again!” The poor tree withers and dies. What the hell is up with that? Apparently, if Jesus is perfect, having a temper is A-OK. Also, you’re allowed to find fault and destroy things which cannot help it. If your cat pukes on your carpet, feel free to kill it. Yeesh.
(3) The man, for all his rhetoric about not wanting to change The Law, sure did a nice job of flouting it–eating non-Kosher food, doing not-cool activities on the Sabbath. What a role model, kiddies!
Ok, I’ve got to cut this short, because I have class in 5 minutes, but there it is.
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