Is jezzaOZ a bigot or just a complete moron?

Red tomato, kosher tomato, tomato.

You know it’s gotta be rough when you’ve been pitted twicewithin a month!

Yeah, but where’s my cut of the running the world profits?
Am I the only one who keeps on reading his username as “jizz?”

Actually, running the world is a money losing proposition. Your personal portion of the shortfall for fiscal year 2014 is $1,025,963,748.25 (USD). Please pay before 6/1/2015 to avoid a 20% penalty fee. Cash or cashier’s checks only.

Just a second while I warm up my printer.
We’re good at printing money, you know.

I’m not an expert on regional variations in English, but I think that would be jezzaNZ.