I’m posting this to welcome my bro mmjewett to the SDMB. Lacking my rapier wit and stunning good looks, I’m sure he’ll be a lot quieter than me. 
Is there anyone else new to the Board who needs welcoming?
…If you are a dreamer, come in
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer…
If you’re a pretender, come sit by the fire
For we have some flax-golden tales to spin…
Welcome mmjewett. Thank goodness your bro didn’t welcome me to the board…
Thanks guys…feels good to be welcomed to the forum! Looking forward to joining in on dialogues, and Lizard - Ha! just keep dreaming…
Quote:
“If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn’t thinking.” – George S. Patton
OK that is it. I want each of you to tell tales on the other. We posters will judge who told the most embarrassing story. A prize of many giggles and soda on the keyboards will be awarded to the winner.
Let the contest begin. 
[sub]Welcome mmjewett and many happy posts[/sub]