Yeah…I’m a newbie, go ahead and get the ridiculing and taunting out.
Wouldn’t dream of it DashRendar3327. Hail, and hearty welcome to you!
Cool name, too.
It sucked when he died. He could have been a cool character.
I assume you like Star Wars?
Welcome aboard! Find a Star Wars vs. Star Trek thread to get yourself immersed in! 
Welcome aboard!
G’day mate,
Welcome to the chaotic jumble of melding minds, hearts and opinions that IS Straight Dope: The Boards.
A bit of advice: never be afraid to speak your opinion but be prepared to back it up; share as much as you feel comfortable with; don’t limit yourself to either whimsy or in-depth discussion, and; enjoy the company - they’re mostly truly wonderful, intelligent and articulate people.
Enjoy.
Greetings, Dash; welcome to the board.
Welcome to the board, **DashRendar3327 **!
Hope you have a wonderful stay…
Scotti
Howdy.
Hi, Dash! I’m new, too. Well, actually I am old as the earth, but never mind…
Welcome to SDMB! Hope you find your stay here enjoyable, but the mints they leave on the pillows are kinda stale.
DashRendar3327, I myself am too new to ridicule and taunt you. But I can tell you this:
- Everyone is sincere in welcoming you.
- Threads you start never go as you plan.
- Hi, Opal! [<-- Like I said, I’m still new. Did I do this right?]