It is Frontera. Do your see an “s”? No? That’s because there is no “s” in the name. But people write my name with an “s”. Granted, it is not a common last name, but it’s a common enough noun. (If you don’t know, frontera is Spanish for frontier) Even though I pronounce it right. Aww, memories…
Me: “FronterA.”
ThirdGradeTeacher: (writing my names in her rollbook) “F-R-O-N-T-E-R-A-S”
Me: “No, it’s without “s””
(TGT continues writing the name)
Me: “But teacher, it is without the “S””
TGT:(having written my name, wrong, with pen) “Calm down, it is just your last name”
Me: "grrr(in my mind: “stupid teacher”)
At least back then I was 8 years old, the stupid teacher might have thought I had misspelled my own last name (nope, I have it right, you bitch), but the fact is that even now, TEN years later, people still misspell my last name. I think 18 years having the same last name has made me know how to spell it and write it correctly, but some people don’t think that way). On my recent trip to Peru:
Me: “Hi adult companion, my name is *** Frontera.”
StupidAdultCompanion: “Hello, FronteraS”
(we had to write our complete names in our life insurance form, and I wrote it, correctly, in the presence of the SAC)
SAC: (reading my form) “Let’s see…Age, 17, Sex, Female…Signed *** FronteraS”
Me:(In my head: Stupid man, can’t you read, I just wrote it without the “S”. You are READING it. Do you see the “S”? NO? Then why the fucking hell are you PRONOUNCING it?GRRR)
Sad thing of this story, for a whole week, everytime he called to his group, he said my last name…WRONG…Every single time, for a whole week, my name was pronounced wrong, even though it was written correctly, and I said it correctly. I cringed everytime he called me. And he is the right-hand of our mayor.