Is scumpup pro-alcoholic douchebag?

Putting it here in The Pit as it will inevitably end up here.

In his defense, I have read his posts when he wasn’t drinking, and alcohol isn’t his problem.

That’s a defense?

Dunno, but there’s no defense for your complete failure of a pitting. Never mind the complete lack of content, but not even a link? GTFO



Actually that’s kind of the point.

Ah, makes much more sense in that context. But still, not everybody has seen that thread, so t’row us a bone 'ere! Two fails don’t make a… uh, non-fail…

Is he “A man walks into a bar. He’s an alcohol and it’s destroying his family.”?

You don’t deserve that moniker. Go cultivate your garden.

Deserve’s got nuthin to do with it. But I’ve cultivated a nice cactus in my garden for you to go fuck.

You still get a big FAIL on the weak Pitting-parody attempt.

Well said, but you must cultivate your garden.

I think the question is, why does scumpup keep wondering why everyone thinks he is a pro-alcoholic douchebag?

Could be because he’s an alcoholic douchebag.

Alright, once I could take, but now that it’s twice, you’re gonna have to fill me in on the “garden cultivating” reference. Some other thread you presume everybody has read?

Jeez, I though you wrote Candide, and you admit you’ve never even read it?

I think it’s something like throwing stuff in the quarry.

Tony Orlando and Dawn did that one, right?


So a cactus walks into a bar. Bartender says, “what’ll you have”?

The cactus says, “the strongest stuff you got. I just want to get fucked”

All things are interconnected in this best of all possible worlds.