Okay, I can’t concentrate on the, errr, meat of the article about toys that, I guess, act by reading brain waves, due to this picture on the upper left of the link.
It’s pink, like a dog.
I knew this would happen…the “U-Check-It” registers are run by Windows NT, but the ones they will have when I get old will be Windows MT (Mental Telepathy) and I won’t have played the new games and won’t be able to use tehm. 
Kinda matches his hat.