Never mind how full or empty the damn thing is . . . WHO’SE BEEN DRINKING OUT OF MY GLASS?!!!
That should be, “Who’s”. Shame on me! 
‘Glass’ is a product of the human ego, which does not exist. There is no ‘I’ there is no ‘glass’ Only sausages. Big tasty piles of deep-fried sausages. And mash. Mountains of mash.
So you like to eat mouse mats? I can tell you a story about eating mouse mats! If I had one to tell, but I don’t. I like cats and wine, but not poo. My shelf is almost as intelligent as my wallpaper.
Dude, what the hell was in your glass?
Puréed dog.
[sub]For the faint hearted: Only joking.[/sub]
Needs refilling. Preferably after I finish drinking this glass… And don’t forget the ice. Can’t drink without ice.
The glass is half empty and the remaining water is city water (which is full of who knows what) and the rim has germs on it.
Who cares anyway. I’ll most likely trip as I’m going for it and knock the lot onto the floor breaking the glass and cutting my hand in the process.
sigh
I’m going back to bed.
Dammit, who keeps leaving these glasses of water all over the place! If you’re gonna get some water, drink it all, then put the glass in the freakin’ dishwasher!
…unless, of course, aliens are about to invade. :dubious:
Goddammit! Who drank half my water? Hmmmm?
Follow-up question for my unbearably smart Dopers:
Which came first…
…the chicken or the egg?
The egg. There were dinosaurs before there were chickens.
Sorted!
Depends. Do you like to start shopping for groceries in the meat or dairy section?
I start with produce, then meat, then dry goods and then eggs and dairy.
Depends. Which one is enjoying a cigarette, and which one is twitching in frustration?