The glass is half full.
The glass is half empty.
Who’s been drinking from my glass?
The glass ’ capacity exceeds the maximum requirement by 100%.
Who cares? You’ve got to wash it anyway.
This is not my glass. My glass was full, and much bigger than this one.
The glass has a crack in it. No wonder it’s losing fluid.
My glass is twice as large as it needs to be.
My glass is full with a safety factor of two.
My glass is full. (I’m using an order-of-magnitude estimation)
Screw the glass, give me the bottle.
The glass is full: 50% with water, 50% with air.
Who moved my glass?
The fundamentals of the glass are strong. Look at all of that capacity for expansion!
What the heck is this? I ordered a cheeseburger!
The bottommost half-glass is full. The uppermost half-glass is in need of filling.
We could fill the other half of that glass with gin.
The glass is wet on the inside. Can you make it wet on the outside? And still so I can drink from it? I like it dry on the inside. And it’s the wrong color. I like pink. No, not that pink. And it’s too glassy. Can it be a less glassy glass? More of a . . . you know. Just not so glassy.
Why’d you use so much glass?
Half full is good, the beer needs room to breathe…
You could freeze the glass and then it would slightly more than half full of ice.
Oy! Who’s drinking my $@#%@# beer???
It’s a cheeseburger smoothie. We put it in a glass.
There is no glass.