Is the guys head smushed over to his right?

http://www.fortecstar.com/

You’ve completely lost me.

Given that having your head smushed in either direction doesn’t sound very healthy, I certianly hope not. I can’t say for sure, though, 'cause your link doesn’t work.

Weird. He’s got that same left-side-higher thing that the woman playing Lex Luthor’s sweetie on Smallville has. Like he was drawn badly, and the artist couldn’t get the eyes even, and finally said, screw it, I’m going with this one.

Or they Photoshopped it to fit in with the swooping numbers thingy coming from the center of the picture.

Emmanuelle Vaugier. Only she’s lots, lots prettier.

He looks like Gumby.