Monster Mash came on the radio the other day (it’s that time!) and it dawned on me that we are hearing a description of someone witnessing monsters and ghouls performing the Monster Mash (the song and dance, presumably) but we as listeners to his tale never get to hear the actual Monster Mash.
The song the monsters were dancing to was undoubtedly Dee Dee Sharp’s Mashed Potato Time, which had an associated dance called, not surprisingly, “the Mashed Potato”. According to Wikipedia, “A variation on the Mashed Potato was danced to ‘Monster Mash’, in which the footwork was the same but Frankenstein-style monster gestures were made with the arms and hands.”
This does not follow. There were plenty of songs that people would mash to…and I was there to see it.
A better answer would be to suggest listening to “Monster Mash Party,” the B-side of the single, which purports to be the “background” sounds of the party itself. Pick out any riffs or sequences you care to. There are some similarities to the “Monster Mash,” but, no, they were not mashing to the original.
Silly Love Songs is just a song about silly love songs, but I guess we’ve heard plenty of those from Paul over the years. Insert the classic joke here.