Or, just as likely, Ryan has evidence, or at least a credible claim, that someone close to Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster were involved with the Illuminati. Some of Ryan’s campaign staffers went on to work on a UFO, and may also have proof that JFK was assassinated by a marauding band of sub-terrainian mole people who sympathized with Krushev. After returning from the pyramids on Mars, some staffers went on to hold appointed posts with the bankrupt Enron corporation who we all know are closely tied to the pro Big Oil Bush administration. Dubya, or at least Art Bell & the RNC, may be afraid of what Ryan might do to them if the new cross-dressing head of the FBI went after him.