Is there a baby picture blocker for Facebook?

One of my biggest pet peeves about Facebook is all the stupid baby pictures people post. I hate babies and can’t even stand to look at pictures of them. Has anyone ever invented a program that can detect a baby photo and then block it?

I am fully aware that this person is probably not looking for serious responses to this question but I’m going to give one anyway.

I’m not aware of a program like that, but if you have friends with kids, you can hide them from your feed, and then you won’t see any of their posts or photos. Alternatively, if you hover over a photo posted by someone, you’ll see an option to 'unsubscribe from photos by X person" so you can turn off just their photos.

If you comment inappropriately (along the lines of, “Boy, that makes me so hard!”) people will stop showing the babby pics to ya.

What thread are you parodying?