She/it has Better Things To Do.
The idea of getting a three-year warranty when you convert to a new religion does have a certain appeal, though.
This is an amazing answer and I love it very much.
But it’s nonsense. The giraffe in the bathtub can’t replicate multiple offset liberators. Spoon.
More seriously, OP, read the responses and try to understand them. If you don’t understand, ask specific questions. You just seem to be having a conversation between you and random snippets on the Interwebs that we can’t see.
Modding:
I don’t see this thread advancing in any way.