You know - a thread for people to post those “You know how there are some people who (insert something that annoys a bunch of people)? I’m one of them now” events.
If not, then I’ll start one with:
I…started my Christmas shopping. Yes, in September. To be fair, I was saving $60 on it by buying it now.
In my defense: I live in a state where the speed limit for semi-trucks is 10 m/h less than for passenger vehicles. We also get a lot of RV traffic in my area that will invariably go the same speed as the semis. So basically I spend most of my time on the freeway (in rural areas) either in the process of passing or getting ready to pass. I do keep an eye on the rear view mirror so if I see someone going faster behind me I move over as soon as I can. In urban areas I drive in the lane that most closely matches the speed I wish to go.
Ah yes, but on a mattress, that just skips the structural bed part? I just have a folded blanked under my hips, and the carpeting. I can sleep on floors in airports.
My step daughter used to sleep on her pile of laundry, which would cyclically vary from clean to dirty.