Is there a nationally distributed salsa that ISN'T "thick and chunky"?

I love chops and salsa, and have it for dinner quite often. However, the problem is that I don’t like the chunks of crap that are in it. I don’t like pieces of tomato, or pepper, or onion, or anything…I just want salsa.

Because of this I have a hard time finding good salsa to buy because everything is advertised as “thick and chunky” and I don’t want it that way. Is there a thin version? I went up and down the isle and couldn’t find anything. Does is exist and I’m just blind?

Or am I literally the only person in the world who likes non-chunky salsa

Blender.

Aren’t Herdez salsas all pretty thin?

Kirkland brand (Costco) is more of a thinner, smooth salsa. Tasty to eat and good for cooking with. Pace also makes its Picante version, which is thinner.

That would just be tomato sauce, but I suppose running it through a blender or food processor would get you what you want.

**Leaffan **nailed it: Herdez. It still has some texture, but it’s more “taco sauce” than “pico de gallo,” if you get my drift.

Xochitl, IIRC, is more of the restaurant-style “puree” salsa, at least in the Hot version. (It’s also pretty damn tasty.) I assume it’s got national distro; I’ve had it in New York and Ohio, at least.

Trader Joe’s has some salsa that’s basically a thin, spicy sauce.

I’m right there with ya! I don’t like it chunky, I like it smooth. So I use my blender, on pulse, to get the perfect consistency. Just pour the whole bottle in, pulse, and pour it right back into the bottle. Couldn’t be easier! Rinse the blender and done!

I came in here to suggest Herdez, especially the little cans. They make a nice, flavorful-yet-thin salsa. Pretty much the only salsa I buy nowadays, given that I live in the Great White North where good salsa is hard to come by.

I wish there was a smile for tears, to finally, finally know I’m not alone. Chunky salsa sucks.

Well, let’s not go overboard. Different strokes, and all that. Personally I love chunky salsa, the hotter the better.

Get a stick blender… simple as that.

Yeah, try coming to this side of the boarder. Salsa is unbelievably bland, although I’ve started to find some exceptions after years of looking.

Would you believe that Tostitos Hot is actually hot? I couldn’t believe it either.

What about just using taco sauce?

Yeah, for me it depends. For chips? It has to be chunky, otherwise, I can never get enough salsa to stay on the chip. (My favorite is xnipec, which is basically like a habanero version of pico de gallo). For use as a condiment with meat or on tacos or whatnot, I generally prefer the blended salsas.

I’m in Wisconsin, I don’t know about the rest of the country, but around here nearly everything that says Habanero just means “extra hot” and looking at the label it just has jalapenos in it*. One of the habanero jarred salsas we carry from a local Mexican store got dropped and the lid lost it’s vacuum. We decided to just eat it in back. Holy Crap was it spicy. Hottest salsa I’ve ever had in a jar. I couldn’t eat more that a bite or two.

*My favorite one is Mean Jean’s 3 Pepper hot sauce. We carry it with our label, but you’ll usually see it in your small store with their label. I checked out the ingredients one day to see what the three peppers were. One of them is green bell pepper :smack:. There’s also green food coloring in it.

That’s weird. Are you sure about that? I’d be surprised if something can be called “habanero” and not contain habanero or habanero flavoring in it. It’s a very distinct pepper flavor that is quite different from jalapeno. Anyhow, I’m next door in Illinois, and anything called “habanero” has habanero in it, so far as I can tell.

I could be wrong, I’m not one of those “I have to have the hottest thing I can find OMG” so I don’t tend to look at things that say habanero.
I have noticed that many chipotle things are just (regular, unsmoked) jalapenos, sometimes with some added somkey flavoring. When they use real chipotles it makes a world of difference.

Things may have changed in the last 5-10 years since I was paying attention to it though. Habanero stuff has become much more popular so the peppers are probably much more widely available to manufactures that want to use them (and cheaper too). Which means, it’s easier to use them instead of just using more jalapenos. Also, people know what they should taste like and some people may have been smacked by the FDA for truth in labeling laws…but I really don’t know, I just know that I’ve seen things that say habanero this or that and have jalapenos listed in the ingredient label.

The chipotle one I could believe.

I guess I’d just be curious what those brands are. It just seems really weird to me. I don’t see why you would use “habanero” as a synonym for “extra hot,” instead of just saying “extra hot.” “Habanero” is also a particular flavor, and you’d have a lot of pissed off consumers, I’d think, if you advertised something as habanero that didn’t have any of the habanero flavor in it. Maybe I could see someone using jalapenos for the heat, and then “habanero flavor” or “habanero powder” or whatever to bring the habanero flavor out. I guess that would make some sense.