I’ve done a search but couldn’t come up with anything, and I know that this has probably come up before, but does Cecil have a wife (or depending on his preference) any form of SO. Does he have any lil’ Cecils running about?
I got to thinking about this because of another thread about how Cecil may be “getting on” a bit and I just wondered if there were kids ready to jump into the seat, as it were.
Cheers,
Daniel
She’s good friends with Mrs. Santa Claus and Mrs. Jesus. Well, actually the actress who played* Mrs. Jesus while standing in a ditch.
Inan article referring to “why does my chewing gum disintegrate in my mouth while I’m making out” Cecil admits to doing some field research in the broom closet with “Mrs. Adams.” I am assuming the common last name is not just mere coincedence and that Cecil was not getting it on with another man’s beeyotc…uh, wife.
The reason the gum disintegrates, he discovered, has to do with excessive heat breaking down it’s gummy base. Same problem arises if you leave a pack on your dash board in the summertime.
Mrs. Adams (and Cecil’s assistants, Jane and Little Ed) has been mentioned in several of Cecil’s columns.
Most interesting is the fact that Mrs. Adams is not mentioned in Cecil’s earliest columns, which suggests to me that he managed to get married and sneak off for a honeymoon without anyone noticing a missing column. 
Damn, I thought this was going to be about me.
sigh
I thought that this would be some S&M fetishist thread.
I thought Cecil’s wife was named Mary.
Didn’t he dedicate a book to her once saying something like “To Mary, still a fox after all these years?”
From Cecil’s words:
And then I hear,
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
One can only shudder.
LMAO
In this column, Cecil mentions a mother-in-law (last paragraph). That implies a wife, I think.
How does that tell a lot. I only ask because I am also a leftie, but apparently my ex-wife of six years didn’t seem to know this until about three weeks ago. So, either it doesn’t say much, or she’s as as smart as a sack of hammers.
Of course he has a perfect mistress! What else could stop him from posting here more frequently!
Not only is there a Mrs. Adams, but she’s got a sizeable chest. And she runs marathons!
I did a google search for, chicago marathon “cecil adams” -straightdope -“the straight dope” -alt.fan.cecil-adams and I got (amid the clutter), this: