Is there a proper way of saying vagina other than vagina?

Lower cleavage?

Love crevasse?

Whiskerbiscuit, badly wrapped kebab, tuna town, chocha, cock pocket, whispering eye, tampon tunnel, fanny, ham flap, little man in a boat, the promised land, quivering mound of love pudding, panty hampster, velcro triangle?

Skirt steak.

I really like “cock pocket”. The commercial jingle writes itself.

There’s also meat curtains.

I think they still do have it. It’s just that no one cares to check.

In Yucatan, they say “queso” (cheese).

And, more G-rated, “cosita” (little thing).

(It was funny to see how, 11 years ago, the Homer Simpson “newsletter” quote could be offered as a fresh comment, rather than the stale line it is today.)

Some Thai ladies call it their “little sister.”