This might be a dumb question, but is there a search function here?
I searched the FAQ for a search function, which it says it’s at the top of each page. Where the heck is it? Is it hiding somewhere?
Yes. As soon as you [del]sell your soul[/del] pay the subsciption fee you, too, can search.
Edited for clarity. 
All comedy aside, the search function is a privilege extended to subscribing members.
During your 30 day trial period you may make posts to the board but you are not given the full benefits offered subscribers.
It’s a whopping $14.95 a year – less than four cents a day – to have the full package.
We hope you become a subscribing member.
Yes, I know you’re trying to be funny but do not do this – ever.
We take a very dim view of anyone “editing” someone else’s quote, even if meant in jest, it opens the door to all kinds of other stuff that is not so humorous and not at all funny.
Major nit pick alert!
By my calculations (14.95/ 365.25) it’s MORE than four cents a day. Of course it’s better for those of us who already paid for this year, because of leap year. (Still more than four cents a day though.)
I would say that it is worth it, more or less.
If you’re looking for a certain thing, i’m sure a friendly subscriber would be willing to look it up and post a link.
Of course, that just brings in a whole new problem. 
0.0409589, but who’s counting?
The difference is more than thirty-five cents a year! Multiplied by the number of paid memberships that’s thousands of dollars. But I guess a couple of thousand dollars is just pocket change to you?
Kudos to the OP for at least attempting to search!