is there an easy way to tell if someone is really asleep

[grey_ideas]

Torch (in British) = Flashlight (in American)

Thanks GilaB, I should remember to change that one for the American audience so as to avoid the confusion that the British wander around with the medieval style flaming torches I certainly remember getting some funny looks from the kids when I worked at a summer camp in the US and told them I was going to get a torch since it was dark outside!

grey_ideas - wanders off towards the castle with his torch

[Dung_Beetle]

“Awww, you’re asleep. You look so sweet and innocent. I remember the night you were conceived…your dad was looking particularly sexy that night, wearing a pair of tight jeans that accentuated the swelling of his…”