Or bacon chips on french fries, maybe with barbque sauce. Is it dinner time yet?
I submit that there is not, in fact, anything better in this world than a baked potato with butter, sour cream, chives, salt, and pepper.
I would happily eat one of those for every meal for the rest of my life (especially if whoever was making it threw in the occasional NY strip steak, medium rare).
Or a sweet potato casserole. Heaven in a pan.
“Is there anything in the world better than a steaming hot baked potato?”
Er, have you ever tried sex?
Yeah, but all the butter made the bedsheets nasty.
Uggh. Instant constipation and bloating for me.
George: So eh, what do you say?
Tara: I guess we could use some food in our lovemaking.
George: Ok, we got your…got your strawberries, your chocolate sauce, your pastrami on rye with mustard, your honey…
Tara: Wait wait wait, pastrami on rye with mustard?
George: Oh yeah yeah, don’t you know they used pastrami in that movie 9½ weeks? Remember the pastrami scene?
Tara: No.
George: Well, maybe it was Ghostbusters? Where ever it was, it worked!
…
Jerry: So, how’s the fornicating gourmet?
George: Doing quite well, thank you. Yesterday I had a soft boiled egg and a quickie. You know what? If I could add TV to the equation, that would really be the ultimate.
Cherry tomatoes from my garden, sprinkled with salt, accompanied by extra-sharp Cheddar.
Fresh raspberries. The best flavor in the world.
TWO steaming hot baked potatoes.
WhatEVER, dudes.
Snow crab clusters, dipped in butter and sprinkled with lemon juice. One of the few foods I’d forgo sex with a supermodel for.
Ankimo for the most part.
But these are also better:
Pork
Beef
Chicken
Eggs
Lamb
Duck
Fish
Crab
Shrimp
Lobster
Seaweed
Rice
Noodles
Eggplant
Zucchini
Sweet Potatos
Carrots
Bananas
Melons
Onions
Garlic
Pickles
Hummus
Beans
I can name a few more 
Bacon Cheesecake
A dogshit sandwich
You know, I’ve never felt quite the same about this concept since I saw the state of a bedroom where a couple had experimented with a tin of rice pudding.
“I didn’t know you had wood-chip wallpaper?”
“I don’t.”
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