People with good memories here will recall that I’m buying a house, and therefore, about to move. People with really good memories will remember that I like Dish Network and have an uncanny ability to aim a satellite dish by eye and get a perfectly usable signal strength.
I’ve made so many visits to websites and so many phone calls to start new accounts or move existing ones. Security system, water, trash, phone, DSL, satellite, on and on… I haven’t even started change of address for credit cards and magazines and banks.
Back to Dish.
I need to move the billing address and arrange to have a dish properly mounted onto the house. The luggable dish mounted in 100+ pounds of concrete has served me well in three different apartments, but it’s time to go permanent since I own the building and can bolt whatever I want onto it. I was also thinking of adding another PVR as there have been a few instances where we’ve had to play scissors-paper-rock to work out who gets their show recorded and who has to hope they can catch a repeat in the near future.
The agent at Dish seemed only barely interested in helping me, and not once got my name right. To add a PVR, I can take advantage of a special offer for existing customers and buy it for $150, plus $4.99 for the PVR service and $5 a month for the additional outlet, and a 24-month service committment.
Eck-squeeze-me? $150 to get another receiver? Two year service committment? Why are you charging me when new customers get up to four receivers for free, and don’t require any committment? “That’s what’s in the system” is all he could offer.
After some alternating prodding and stony silences from me, I finally asked “So if I cancel this account that I’ve had for six years and have my partner open a sparkly new account, it’s cheaper?” “That’s what’s in the system.”
:smack: :smack: :smack: :smack:
So, I call back and get connected with someone to cancel my existing account. This guy didn’t even seem interested in why I was leaving after so long, or in attempting to keep my business when I told him of the insanity of charging existing customers for what they give away to new customers. If he’d said “I can give you that PVR for free” I’d have taken the offer and kept the account. But no.
We sign up for a new account and guess what? For the same programming on three receivers, we’ll be paying about two bucks less than I am now for two.
Does *any * of this make sense?