Welcome PhyrePhly and LastCall! Waves
Damn, Eve, I wanna be Ruby Keeler to your Eve Arden! I can tap dance and everything!
Oh, and, welcome PhyrePhly and LastCall. BTW – no urgency on the conspiracy theory – I’ve been here almost two years and haven’t finished working on mine yet.
Hail and welcome to the madhouse.
I’ve counted three newbies in the last two days. I thought we’d never get any new people once we went pay? 
Welcome aboard, guys.
I’ll take the Girl Next Door for 200, Alex.
Ah, wait a sec, Officer …
What I meant was …

I assure you I am completely legal, but I’m holding out now for the highest bidder. 
Welcome to the S.D.M.B.
One for all and all for Eve !!
