I’m new :eek:
Be gentle…but not too gentle.
Welcome…welcome. 
We are all droogs here. Well, not all of us…but most of us at least. So, tell us about yourself.
I dunno…are your papers in order? :dubious:
In all seriousness, though, welcome aboard! Apparently there’s a requirement that you make at least one outlandish, unfounded political statement during your stay, so start thinking of a good one.
I always liked: Bill Clinton ordered John Denver killed but made to look like an accident. He didn’t realize until later that he meant Bob Denver, but by then two Denvers dying would have seemed really weird.
There’s always room for the gal next door - she’s the one to fall in love with.
Be welcome, enjoy your stay.
Mmmmm…popsicle gal…
Actually, his black ops hit Dever Pyle first. You would think they’d have managed to get it right the second time, but noooo…that’s what happens when you skimp on your black ops.
Oh yes…welcome, PhyrePhly. You’se didn’t hear none of this.
Hey, welcome to the board and all…
Don’t worry, I won’t make any silly popsicle double entendres (sp?) . I’ll leave that for the guys.
I am new here as well, been lurking a lot and reading Unca Cecil forver though.
Nice to meet all of you.
Oh, and now for my completely irrational political statement based on threads I read this week.
George bush started the war in Iraq because he was upset about his recent treatment at the gorcery store when he went to buy a Burmese Python to play with his Aligator while he is out at the CHIope event.
Thank you,
LastCall
Any spelling errors in the above post were completely intentional. I did, and I’ll do it again.
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Well then.
totters off
Okey-dokey then. Welcome I guess Last Call
Why is everyone still dressed!?
hmmm… talk about pressure
I work well under pressure
WAIT, no I don’t.
I’ll work on it, but I can’t promise anything I say or do is going to be good!!
Who said everyone was still dressed? 
Do I hear stripper music?
Bow chicka bow bow
:o I just put that in because it looks like a certain sex act many men might enjoy a stripper giving
Gal next door, huh? As long as you don’t try to usurp my position as aging, bitter, wisecracking dame.
If ya want, you can be Ruby Keeler to my Eve Arden.
So…you like it rough, eh? A little slap on the ass while posting, is that your game? May you be thoroughly obliged in whatever forum you choose.
After the profound trauma of turning 30, I refuse to age.
Canadian diva…I can do that.
I warn you though, I might be a little saucy
mmmmmmm… saucy popsicles…
what?
Howdy there PhyrePhly, and wlecome to the funhouse.
Oh no! I completely forgot about this! Um, uh…
The Democrats support same-phylum marriages, and accept bribes from Canadian astrophysicists!
I hope that was unfounded enough