Is this a real conspiracy theory?

[Darth_Nader]

Told ya. Fucking Elvis. Someone should stop that guy.

[Little_Nemo]

@Darth_Nader

Told ya. Fucking Elvis. Someone should stop that guy.

But who? Batman’s been compromised.

[Jackmannii]

This conspiracy theory by “Pete Santilli, website host” is actually a black op by the Bilderbergs and Big Pharma to distract our attention from the plot to kill off most of the world’s population through chemtrails and vaccines.

I’m surprised Dopers are too naive to see it. :mad::smack:

[MEBuckner]

@Little_Nemo

That’s right. Bill Clinton is Obama’s father.

Barack Obama: “NOOOOOOO!!!”

[panache45]

I think he’s getting ready to be Nutjob #1 when Phelps passes.

[Robot_Arm]

@Little_Nemo

I was reading about Pete Santilli, a website host who’s saying that Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama should be shot. And he’s rambling on about all the things he’s claimed they did. There was the stuff I expected about Benghazi but then he went on to say that Clinton and Obama was involved in the bin Laden conspiracy. Apparently he believes that the killing of bin Laden was faked and all of the SEALs who were on the supposed mission have been killed by the government because they knew the truth.

How do you send real people on a supposed mission? Doesn’t it become a real mission then? If this was a conspiracy, it would have been easier to send fake people to not do something than to send real people and then have to get rid of them. And who has been killing off the SEALs; is there some kind of extra-special ops unit? How big is it; once you’ve got secret people killing the real people on the fake mission, are there more people in on the conspiracy, or less?

And how did they get bin Laden to go along with this? Surely, once his death was announced he’d like nothing better than to embarrass the U.S, by showing up someplace all alive and shit.

[Grrr]

@Little_Nemo

I was reading about Pete Santilli, a website host who’s saying that Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama should be shot. And he’s rambling on about all the things he’s claimed they did. There was the stuff I expected about Benghazi but then he went on to say that Clinton and Obama was involved in the bin Laden conspiracy. Apparently he believes that the killing of bin Laden was faked and all of the SEALs who were on the supposed mission have been killed by the government because they knew the truth.

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LOL. You gotta love that nut-job logic.

So the guys that killed the SEALs, were they killed too because they* knew the truth?

[Little_Nemo]

@Robot_Arm

How do you send real people on a supposed mission? Doesn’t it become a real mission then? If this was a conspiracy, it would have been easier to send fake people to not do something than to send real people and then have to get rid of them. And who has been killing off the SEALs; is there some kind of extra-special ops unit? How big is it; once you’ve got secret people killing the real people on the fake mission, are there more people in on the conspiracy, or less?

And how did they get bin Laden to go along with this? Surely, once his death was announced he’d like nothing better than to embarrass the U.S, by showing up someplace all alive and shit.

You’re acting like this is supposed to make sense. We’re talking about the kind of people who believe Barack Obama is both a Muslim and an atheist.

[buckgully]

@Robot_Arm

How do you send real people on a supposed mission? …
And how did they get bin Laden to go along with this? Surely, once his death was announced he’d like nothing better than to embarrass the U.S, by showing up someplace all alive and shit.

You know what I always say*: “You can’t use logic to argue a man out of a position he used fucking batshit crazy to get himself into.”

*I haven’t actually always said this, but I will from now on.

[The_Other_Waldo_Pepper]

@Robot_Arm

And who has been killing off the SEALs; is there some kind of extra-special ops unit? How big is it; once you’ve got secret people killing the real people on the fake mission, are there more people in on the conspiracy, or less?

Look, the watchword is simplicity: it’s a one-person hit squad who answers only to the President, obsessively talking up physical fitness and toning her arms.

[74westy]

@Robot_Arm

And how did they get bin Laden to go along with this? Surely, once his death was announced he’d like nothing better than to embarrass the U.S, by showing up someplace all alive and shit.

Just like the seals. Obama had him murdered so he wouldn’t talk.

[Skammer]

I’m still trying to understand the Angelina Jolie mastectomy conspiracy. Seriously this is a real thing but I don’t even understand what the conspiracy is supposed to be. I need to un-friend that guy on Facebook.

[silenus]

@The_Other_Waldo_Pepper

Look, the watchword is simplicity: it’s a one-person hit squad who answers only to the President, obsessively talking up physical fitness and toning her arms.

Her? Remo isn’t going to like being called a female.

[yanceylebeef]

@Foggy

Now a days it seems the only answer for this question:

In a word yes. It’s like Rule #34, if you mention it there is now a CT about it, and also porn.

(sigh)

Little known fact…Internet rule #35: 9/11 porn.

[YogSothoth]

That guy’s like a hammer and all his problems look like nails, but replace “hammer” with “gun” and “nails” with “gaping chest wounds”

[Balance]

@Shakes

LOL. You gotta love that nut-job logic.

So the guys that killed the SEALs, were they killed too because they* knew the truth?

This sounds like one of those plans where you lose your hat, and everyone knows that any plan where you lose your hat is a bad plan

[BrainGlutton]

@Little_Nemo

I was reading about Pete Santilli, a website host who’s saying that Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama should be shot.

And that Hillary in particular needs to be shot in the vagina.

[Skywatcher]

@Robot_Arm

And how did they get bin Laden to go along with this? Surely, once his death was announced he’d like nothing better than to embarrass the U.S, by showing up someplace all alive and shit.

Not if he’s already dead. See post 17.

[Ibn_Warraq]

I’m still trying to wrap my brain around the fact that he blames George H.W. Bush for the killing of JFK.

That’s like blaming FDR for the Lusitania.

[Little_Nemo]

@Ibn_Warraq

I’m still trying to wrap my brain around the fact that he blames George H.W. Bush for the killing of JFK.

That’s like blaming FDR for the Lusitania.

No, actually I’ve heard that one before.

The theory is that Bush didn’t really join the CIA when he became director in 1976. Supposedly he had been a covert CIA agent for years and he only came out in the open when he was made director.

http://tomflocco.com/fs/FbiMemoPhotoLinkBushJfk.htm
http://jfkmurdersolved.com/bush.htm
http://www.veteranstoday.com/2011/11/16/was-george-h-w-bush-involved-in-the-assassination-of-jfk/

George Bush, Skull & Bones, and the JFK Assassination

And as an added bonus, here’s a site that claims George W. Bush killed John F. Kennedy, Jr.

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