Is this a video of Obama's birth? No. Will people believe it is? Some of them.

Kenyan babies have great head control, too.

Hm…

Kenyans are born large.

Well-formed.

Good head control.

Oh, no. Oh, no no no no.

Kenyans are Terminators and Obama is King Terminator and he can travel through time and if we re-elect him he’ll go on live television to go back and do 9/11 in front of all of us and Romney will try to use his money to stop him but it will fail because King Terminator doesn’t care about rich people he’s a SOCIALIST!

Ahem. It has come to my attention that I might need sleep. Thank you giant green moth.

Ya know, the socialist of the future seem to have their act together with respect to time travel and making terminators. I’m thinking I’m going to vote for them.

I, for one, welcome our new terminator overlords.

Was it standard protocol at the time in Kenya to bring a copy of your class photo along with you to the hospital to affix to the chart?

I had a 12 lb baby. It looked like a 12 lb newborn. Very much unlike this child.

Hence your username?

And she seemed quite perky after. I guess having a huge baby isn’t so hard after all.

Q: How do the page-view ad revenues stack up? - I mean, in terms of people who viewing this and stupidly it, vs those that watch it and cynically don’t believe it?

A: exactly the same

Heh! Mine burst out. I am 5’1" after all.

Anybody else notice that the actress playing Ann Dunham seems vaguely reluctant to cuddle the baby?