I must confess that uhm, I really like cats to lick my palms and wrists.
It’s not sexual, it’s like having an itch/tickle, an ickle.
Only cats work however, what with their barbed pen… sandpaper tongues.
/long time lurk
We already eat animals, I’m not sure I’d care enough to make it illegal for people to have sex with them too. Same with vegetables, I’ve seen people do incredible things with cucumbers and marrows.
Although I would generally agree that actual animal cruelty should be illegal, I have a hard time reconciling that whilst chomping on a big juicy steak.
Apocryphal? We’re on the internet. It doesn’t take much effort to find videos of a woman bending over and her pet canine leaping to the occasion. Dogs will hump legs either from tables or people. An upturned female bottom sends them into a hormonal frenzy.
Uh, so I hear anyways. From clinical psychologists who study this sort of sick, deviant behavior. Yeah.
Maybe your cat will turn you in.
Outside of your religious beliefs and attempts at amateur psychology, why?
It has not been considered normal by any civilized society.
If it doesn’t hurt the animal, it shouldn’t be illegal.
Neither has Star Trek fandom.
Does normality automatically suggest morality?
Quote from Training Day. Emphasis mine.
Nah. The cops tried interrogating him once, shined a hot light on him. He curled up and fell asleep. Useless as a witness.
I’d say it’s beastiality and it’s fucking gross, but should this particular act be illegal? Tough call. It’s not HURTING the animal…but I’d definitely say the person has some issues.
ETA:
Yeah, my cat Buffy is a big time kisser – she’ll lick my hands, and my face (usually my ears and my forehead.) I’ve had cats that are “kissers” before, but they mostly just lick your face, or your hands. (Misty used to pick my NOSE)
I think there’s a difference between a dog licking your face and enticing him into performing oral sex on you though.
But most dogs hump for dominance. It’s not like dogs see a bottom and consider it male or female and decide it’s sexy. If a dog did behave that way it would probably be because it was trained to do so.
Though I could be wrong…do dogs know that we’re male or female? Do they have any concept of that?
You don’t think the Bible or other holy scriptures are valid on this issue so therefore the basis of morality would be what humans generally agree on is immoral.
I suppose it would depend on whether or not the peanut butter ended up on the roof of the dog’s mouth.
Our laws are not supposed to be based on religious beliefs.
Either way, I’m torn. On one hand, I support beastiality being illegal, but I can’t see anyone getting arrested for this. A waste of taxpayers’ money.
Fucking an animal, now THERE’S a difference.
(Oh, and my dog is a spayed female – she’ll hump a pillow and wrestle with it if you leave it laying around)
I’m under the impression that humping for dominance is a lot different than humping to get off. A dog might hump another male to show him what’s up, but he’s not gonna try to actually fuck him. Maybe some bestiality vids are that, but most include penetration, knotting and/or ejaculation, usually with the dog going at his own pace.
As for training, yes, I’m to understand there is some of that. I’ve also read plenty about women not even trying to do this sorta thing at first and their pet being quite curious about um…yeah. I’m turning into “that guy,” aren’t I?
Let’s talk about box turtles! Does anyone want to marry one?
“Is this bestiality, and ought it be illegal?”
Yes if it results in orgasm, otherwise maybe?
Ah, here we are trying to define sexual relations again. Did we learn nothing from the Lewinsky scandal?
| thought it was Carter, not Clinton, who was into peanut butter.