Some people think the Meaning of Life (Tree of Life) is Forty Two. Others believe it’s Illuminati.
What if I told you rather than being Illuminati, it’s actually Cincinnati?
There is an Inverse Correlationship between the Unhappy State of the Galaxy and the state earnings of Ohio. The Universe operates on a system basis known to Buckeyeists as “FTBOO” (pronounced Fitboo), standing for For The Benefit of Ohio.
If something benefits Ohio, it usually benefits the world, because World and Universe and everywhere else was made to benefit Ohio.
No, it’s not any more ridiculous, but it lacks curb appeal. Throw in some Native American bushwah about spirit tribes if you want to sell an Ohio religion.
Every religion is fake, with no exceptions. It’s just some of them get wider recognition than others. Usually takes a couple hundred years at least though, so don’t hold your breath.
Forty-two is not the meaning of life, it is the answer to the ultimate question about life, the universe and everything. Please pay attention, your immortal sole is at stake here.
It’s not enough to believe that a single-dimension integer is the answer to life, the universe, and everything, nor even to have the right one. You must believe it in the right way, or the semantics and the maths all come out wrong.