Is Trump confused?

Mister Felon Moron Trump thinks that the president elect can dictate foreign policy before he’s sworn in. I’m not sure if this makes him confused, or just a fucking moron. Probably both.

Trump threatens to cut US aid to Ukraine quickly if reelected – POLITICO

He can threaten it for sure.

And yeah it’s stupid.

The only question is:

Does he have an earpiece with a direct line to Putin? Or do the orders come from Steven Miller first?

I forget–I know I read some evidence a few years ago that shows Trump is terrified of sharks, but where? Maybe an article about him obsessively watching some TV show about shark attacks?

Of course, no one likes the idea of swimming and frolicking with the sharks, but I’m talking about the man totally crazed at the thought of getting close to a shark. Maybe it’s because he recognizes the shark as the only creature on earth who outdoes him for mindless viciousness, complete lack of concern for his victim, etc.?

Fun Fact: Most people think the orange color that Trump has is some kind of self tanner or make-up. Actually, it’s a thick coating of shark repellant.

From Stormy Daniels, maybe? (2018)

" You could see the television from the little dining room table and he was watching Shark Week and he was watching a special about the U.S.S. something and it sank and it was like the worst shark attack in history. He is obsessed with sharks. Terrified of sharks."

Confirmed by Trump.

Yeah that’s it. What a sick puppy.

I may have found the perfect sentence for Trump’s crimes…

He has to go here:

Swim with Sharks | Shark Tours FL

What, no tears in their eyes?

Cool and unusual!

Oh, swimming with the leopard sharks is an annual thing at La Jolla Shores beach in late summer when they come in to the shallows. They’re completely harmless, but it’s extremely creepy to have them cruising around you in waist deep water.

My sister went swimming with whale sharks once, and said it was an amazing experience.

Forbes reports that a bunch of CEOs met with Trump and were not impressed :

Considering his history of racism, they probably all look alike to him.

It would be amazing if it turns out that Trump solicited a bribe (contribute to my campaign and I’ll lower your taxes) but he was too mentally incompetent to close the deal.

Had Blue Sharks at the Blue Hole. They rarely attack humans. But having them circle you at a decompression stop is quite scary.

And I’ll dive out of this hi-jack.

Is Trump confused? Well -

Trump : “The problem with the tanks, though — it’s really a problem — that the battery source capacity, it’s so big that the tank would have to pull something behind it that’s much bigger than the tank. So, that’s a little bit of a problem,” Trump continued. “They can’t seem to work that out. … They want to make our Army tanks all-electric for the environment.”

The man is confused. He’s also a moron.

Has anyone proposed that?

From the article…

It’s also false. The military currently has no plans for all-electric tanks.

The military is moving toward the electrification of its vehicle fleets, starting with light-duty, non-tactical vehicles, citing not only environmental benefits but cost savings and operational advantages. As part of the military’s Climate Strategy released in 2022, the military also aspires to move to fully electric tactical vehicles by 2050. But even that doesn’t include combat vehicles such as tanks.

So it appears the orange moron has, once again, taken a kernel of a true story, completely misunderstood it, and has now put another conspiracy theory out there for idiots to believe in that the rest of us have to try to tamp back down like a gigantic game of whack-a-mole.

There are two types of articles about Trump’s dementia:

  1. Articles about his dementia
  2. Articles criticizing the rest of the media for not writing about his dementia.

With quotes like this it’s difficult to tell whether it’s mental decline, or his baseline colossal ignorance that he tries to talk through whenever he’s asked a question that takes any kind of experience or insight. Like a kid trying to wing it giving an oral report for a book he hasn’t read.

“There was this whale with a funny name— Moby Dick, that’s a funny name, isn’t it? And he was hunted. Many people don’t know that, but he was being hunted down like a dog. Just like I’ve been witch-hunted by the crazy socialist liberals. Terrible thing. Terrible.”