Is Trump confused?

Walmart thanks you for thinking of them first when you think of inexpensive consumer goods. We don’t want you to consider Amazon at all. Or cheap stuff from stores on eBay. Always think of Walmart.

“Venezuela gangs with weapons, the likes of which even the military doesn’t see. They’re just mena— menacing the whole state”

“If I don’t win Colorado, it will be taken over by migrants, and the governor will be sent fleeing”

“I will support modifying the 25th amendment to make clear that if a VP lies or engages in a conspiracy to cover up the incapacity of the president, it’s grounds for impeachment immediately”

“Leon Musk”

“You have a governor in a certain place that has a lot of oil. You know who I’m talking about”

I’ll take “Things Likely To Immediately Bite You On The Ass” for $500, please.

Seriously. Talk about giving J.D. an excellent excuse to do what he’d be dying to do anyway…

Poor Doug Burgum. Still, this is his time for proving how deeply devoted he really is to Trump: will he legally change his name to Doug North-Dakota-Governor?

“Can you imagine you’re a parent and your son leaves the house and you say, Jimmy, I love you so much. Go have a good day in school and your son comes back with a brutal operation”

“False claims,” why can’t the just say he’s lying? This garbage he spews is so ridiculously and unambiguously lies. This shit doesn’t happen, including killing babies after they’re born. He knows none of it is true. He’s. Lying. Just have the balls to sayit.

Not to mention that you don’t just modify an ammendment to the Constitution.

Notice, however, that Trump’s proposed modification puts extra responsibilities and risks on the vice president, but not on the president. Trump would never make his own job more difficult. He’ll grab power, but never responsibility.

And “grounds for impeachment” is “whatever the House of Representatives says it is” anyway. It’s an utterly incoherent proposal of a solution to a problem that didn’t happen.

Wouldn’t that already be grounds for impeachment?

Whatever you say, grandpa.

There’s no way that walking shart knows the word “skulduggery” without some help.

You dropped the best part. He isn’t talking about Venezuelan gangs in Venezuela…he’s talking about them in Colorado.

I really want to know what weapons the military doesn’t see? Have the Venezuelan gang members mastered the “skadoosh”?

Trump grabs more than power and then doesn’t take responsibility.

My first thought.

“At levels never seen before in our country.” There he is trotting out that tired old line. Is that on the Trump blather bingo card?

And here comes CNN to sane-itize Trump’s blather;

My tweet in response was to point out that, of course he knows about cheating and skulduggery. He tried to implement them both after he lost the 2020 election.

Re Tariffs : “For every complex problem, there’s a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong” - H.L. Mencken.

I am seriously tempted to steal this. I hope a million people on Twitter start referring to him as “Leon.” No lamp shading, or joke-making, or explaining. Just start calling him Leon.

He apparently thinks that what you watch on TV determines your level of honesty or believability. In his recent diatribe about Jean Carroll, he acts like it’s breaking news that she watches Law & Order, and that it explains everything that’s happened to date. Confused? Batshit crazy, is more like it.