According to this scientific quiz, the answer is 85% yes. Thank god I answered it with the friendlier of my two cats in mind.
Gee, Tikva fits the least scary option in almost all of the questions, and still she’s got a score of 74%. Gotta wonder what their baseline score is.
91% yes. However, the sleep question was not designed for my sleep habits. I typically stay up most of the night, and that’s when the cats and I spend a lot of time together.
Predator with a bad attitude?
I got an 80%. Multiply that times 7 cats and I’m a goner.
Of five, Tigger made the only attempt. She loved to be by my feet, especially when I was diving. Kill those people by not stepping on the brake, or spare my cat?
I do not make choices quickly. I swerved. After that, not even Dear Mother Sasha rode in a car without a box.
Lucy: 74%
Mayme: 87%
Dot: 85%
Ruby & Charlie both scored 80%, I was surprised. I much more expected Charlie to be the one to rip my throat out in the middle of the night. Ruby seems so… mild.
It’s always the quiet ones…
Very scientificamal quiz indeed. I’m surprised I haven’t been killed in my sleep yet. 78%.
Imagine this: you just shrunk to 6 inches tall.
What would your cat do to you?
My cat got 76%. Maybe I should go and clean her litter box RIGHT NOW. And get rid of the dog.
I don’t have a cat, but I’m sure my friend’s cat has attempted to kill me. He runs under my feet when I attempt to walk down the stairs way too often. Also getting hit on the head when I walk too close to the refrigerator and claw marks on my legs when I don’t wear my socks.
76 percent at casa scubaqueen. turk isn’t the one that i worry about. brat cat maggie is who i based the test on. hopefully she won’t discover i did that study, otherwise i’d be in big trouble. probably gonna have to watch my back for a while.
85%. I’m sure it’s at least 50/50 for EVERY cat.
I looked up and saw my kitty gazing down at me like this. How much time do you think I have left?
Yeah, both Neko and Shiva come in at 74%.
I think they’re just assuming that every cat is at least 50% likely to be plotting to kill you, and working their way up from there. Maybe.
Daylate - your situation looks serious. Begin applying canned food and catnip immediately!
Write your will and make the arrangements, now.
's a cute kitty. <croon> Who’s a cute little fur ball, then? </croon>
96%. I’m doomed. :eek:
Daylate… I’d make sure you have your affairs in order, y’know… just in case.