Is your home clean enough to welcome guests on short notice?

Inspired by this thread.

You have guests coming with little notice – say, half a day’s heads-up.

Will your house be clean enough (by your standards) to receive guests without half a day’ worth of cleaning? Or is there clutter everywhere and you don’t care if guests see it as it’s your house to live in and enjoy as you want? Or is it too dirty / cluttered for guests?

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Personally I like a clean house but I find cleaning (especially de-cluttering) to be absolutely soul-destroying so it’s a constant mental battle between letting the table and counters get cluttered and keeping everything scrubbed and polished. Overall though the house is pretty clean: I have a (probably irrational) worry that my house has an “off” odor to it that I can’t sense so the bathrooms get scrubbed a couple times a week, the cat’s litter box gets scooped 3 times a day and gets a full clean-out, soap scrub, and litter replacement twice a week, and dishes are not allowed to sit in the sink at all. Laundry, especially towels and bedding, is done promptly and not allowed to accumulate for more than a couple of days. If there’s no clutter to address actually scrubbing counters, floors, cabinets, walls, and etc. is very satisfying. Trader Joe’s has a multi-surface spray cleaner called “Next to Godliness” that is absolutely outstanding. I love it. My wife however doesn’t like the smell so we tend to use Pine-Sol, Clorox bleach spray, vinegar and lemon juice, and lots of elbow grease.

We used to be… not hoarders, exactly, but close to it at least at first glance. We lived in a succession of very small houses and had little storage for stuff and going through things and trying to organize them was, as I noted, absolute drudgery. So things tended to pile up. We seemed to have turned a corner and our home is now quite presentable. Part of that comes from being in a bigger home with significant storage, part of that comes from having an epiphany that “things” don’t bring me enjoyment so having boxes of random junk actually cause more anxiety than going through them and tossing them out does, and part of that comes from witnessing shitty living conditions and having no desire to inadvertently emulate them. If I knew guests were going to show up in half a day’s time I would open the windows a bit to air the house out some while I scrubbed the bathrooms, empty and scrub the cat’s litter box, dust and vacuum, make sure all the garbage cans are emptied and deodorized, make sure all the towels in the bathrooms and kitchen are replaced with fresh ones, and… that’s about it. Then close up the house and light a scented candle or two. Probably an hour and half’s worth of work. I might ensure that I have a variety of beverages available and stream some BBC Radio 3 or the local NPR station, which also plays classical.

That’s if I had a bit of advance warning. If someone just showed up at the door unexpectedly I would be happy to welcome them in. Prepwork for guests is mostly about ensuring nothing off-smelling remains in the house (see below). There isn’t so much clutter or dust or dirt on the floor that I would be embarrassed by it but a little voice in the back my head would be trying to sow doubt hence the bit of cleaning if I actually have some forewarning.

Because I have two calorie-gobbling teenagers in the house we usually have large meals so there’s usually enough supper for a couple of extra people, as well.

My wife’s parents and her sister and BIL are all hoarders. If we drop by unannounced there’s often no place to sit down without moving piles of junk from one spot to the next. Those situations make me very uncomfortable for reasons that I can’t really identify. I also have a friend that has 4 (or 5, I can’t remember) dogs living in their rather small house and they are not potty trained. There are 10 – yes, 10 – people living in that house and whenever I bump into one of them in the wild they absolutely reek of ammonia and urine and dog shit. The stink is almost visible emanating from their clothes. Needless to say I have not gone to her house in at least 2 years, largely because of the smell and the mess. And they don’t notice it, at all. I can’t even wrap my head around that. (And because I’m sure someone will say something I will confirm that yes, the state is not only aware but has physically visited and inspected the house, the results of which I do not know although nothing has changed, and no, there is no meth lab there – it’s all from being too lazy to properly train their dogs.) So I tend to go the other way and try to ensure that anything that can give off an unpleasant odor is addressed immediately. That coupled with the really uncomfortable feeling I have when visiting my in-laws and their piles and piles and piles of junk I think has pushed me to keep my house quite presentable.

Nope, my house is a cluttered mess.

That being said, though, half an hour is all I’d need. So I don’t know if that means “short notice.”

Yes.

My mother was of German ethnicity.

Ha. I was going to say our house is “photo shoot ready” at almost all times. My wife is also of German descent. I never connected the two.

My kitchen stays a mess from dinner time till I wake up in the morning. Otherwise it stays company clean.

Yes. I have a small house, one bathroom, one person living here (with 2 dogs) and I clean at least every 2 weeks but now that I have my new kitchen it’s sort of a pleasure to clean, so I tend to do it every weekend.

When my house is at peak mess - mail and packages all over the kitchen, dishes in the sink, dog toy stuffing all over the living room (it’s what they do), dusty surfaces, ratty bathroom - I can clean it shiny in 2-3 hours.

If you text me that you’re on your way over, I’ll at least wipe down the toilet and pick up the dog toy stuffing. No matter where we are in the cycle of vacuuming, you will leave sporting some dog hair.

Lack of clutter is key. We’ve had to help my mom clean up her sisters’ houses a few times (not Hoarders level hoards but not tidy in the least) so she’s traumatized by the idea of people seeing her mess, so she got us in to de-cluttering at an early age. She goes to bed every night with a clean house.

My dad is German as well. He dislikes clutter more than her.

We have a cleaning lady come in once every two weeks. It forces us to “clean for the cleaner”. She only does floors, wipes off counters and does the bathrooms. We’re not paying her to pick-up or do dishes. My wife works a rolling schedule so for two to three days a week I’m basically a single parent in the evenings. During those times it can get a bit sloppy. Usually mail, dishes, counters and stove. We could quickly make it presentable for company in a half hour if needed. If we had a pre-planned get together we would probably put in 1-2 hours. .

We do most of our housecleaning on Sundays, and I don’t think we put in 4 hrs between the 2 of us, so the house never gets so dirty as to need a half day’s cleaning.

We long ago accepted the concept of a quick clean - maybe 10 minutes to make the main areas of the house look presentable.

But it is just the 2 of us, and we are pretty good about putting things where they belong when we are done with them, cleaning up after meals, not letting piles accumulate. So most of the time, we would spend no more than 10 minutes straightening up. If it was close friends/family, we probably wouldn’t even do that.

We are also “photo ready” at all times. No German heritage to speak of. Just like to keep on top of things.
I tell the kids, it’s called “house KEEPING”, because once it’s clean you should KEEP it that way.

We also have cleaners come once every two weeks, so we don’t want them having to pick up to do the actual cleaning.

We are two fairly tidy people with enough storage space. That said, we have white floors and four dogs who go in and out several times a day. So the floor always looks hellacious and there’s a layer of hair and sand over everything. I can get it company ready in half a day, but I’d be embarrassed if anyone tried to pop in. I say “tried” to pop in, because that’s not gonna happen…four dogs.

Someone in the other thread mentioned they’d spring for a motel/hotel room for unexpected guests. That’s pretty much us, now.

But not because of clutter or general uncleanliness, but due to a ‘we aren’t doing on-going maintenance’ state. About six years ago we decided that it made no sense at all for us to continue living in our current house. We have rooms and rooms we basically never set foot in. The entire ground floor, except for our eat-in kitchen. The (finished) basement except for the laundry room. We’d long ago before that converted one of the extra bedrooms upstairs into a TV/sitting room which we preferred to the formal living room. Outside of hosting maybe a couple get togethers a year we never used the dining room. Since we’re downstairs so little, we rarely even use the bathroom on that level. So we use the kitchen (and the hallway leading to it) and that’s pretty much it. Upstairs we have the bedroom we use, the new sitting room, a bedroom turned office and two more bedrooms that also are pretty much untouched from month to month. It’s just way more space than we have any need for.

So we decided it only made sense to down-size to a condo or some such. But if we were going to the hassle of moving, wouldn’t it make more sense to shift to a more elderly-accommodating climate than New England? But that involves a lot of hassle, and it’s not like it was something that had to happen RIGHT AWAY, and so inertia took over.

On the other hand, it absolutely didn’t make sense to worry about replacing carpets and curtains and repapering rooms we don’t use, and so we haven’t. Our house is one of just a couple left from the original development, with all the rest either massive added-on-to or completely torn down and replaced with McMansions. Which we figure will be the fate of this place when we get our act together… Pretty much at this point we’re waiting for something to kick us into action. Either one or both of us developing a health problem that makes independent living, or at least doing so in a multilevel house impractical, or the roof will need replacing or both the furnace and water heater will go… something like that will ‘force’ us to move.

We don’t mind (or even really notice) that the carpet on the stairs is getting threadbare or furnishings are getting generally ‘tired’, but we wouldn’t want to subject houseguests to it all. And there’s a pretty nice hotel less than two miles from here.

Half a day’s notice? No problem. Yesterday I decluttered and dusted. All I need to do is vacuum and clean the downstairs terlet.

I’ve never much cared about what other people might think, since I have zero control over that. That said, our house is not a pigsty, but if it isn’t clean enough for someone’s sensibilities, well that’s what hotels are for.

I pass through the bathroom to tidy, scrub the toilet, empty garbage and make sure laundry is in the basket, I’m good.

Providing a meal? Probly going out for that. I always have food, but it may be in the freezer. With a day’s notice I could thaw and be ready.

Dishes are kept clean/ in the dishwasher until its full enough to run, there might be something soaking in the sink(not too likely though) laundry is kept to a minimum, no pets, floors get swept mopped vacuumed regularly, bathroom gets cleaned regularly, but my house is cluttered and I’m ok with it. It’s dusty a bit(I’m terrible with dusting) but it’s not dirty. I live here, and my home looks comfortably(to my eyes) lived in. Guests can accept that or go stay elsewhere.

Not even going to provide some chips and dip??

::flees::

I mentioned in the other thread (as did @Jasmine , IIRC) that I would spring for a motel if needed. That’s due to a space constraint and lack of extra bed, however, and not cleanliness. But I get where you’re coming from. Keeping up a house takes some work and I’m sure there’s a point where you just want to say to hell with it.

Likewise, but it’s more than just a space thing. I’m used watching movies, whatever, in a half dressed state, being totally relaxed and secure without any entertainment responsibilities whatsoever. When you have a guest, it just isn’t the same.

No…not a chance. It would take at least a day or two, and better a week to bring in a carpet cleaning team to really bring it up to scratch for guests.

I’m 90%+ done a kitchen makeover so there’s a fair amount of displaced things around as I finish up but I could have the house ready for guests in 4 or fewer hours.