I’ll just say this about mine.
It may not be very big around, but at least it’s short.
:eek: :smack: 
Without going into specifics, I will say that mine is larger than average… and I’ve been told so many times by Mrs. D.
Watch it, girl, or we’ll start a “how deep is your hoo hah” thread. You can use the same ruler if you like.
Me? Um, I’ll advertise it as “average.” Most of the time it’s pretty short but it clears the fly easily. At other times it’s…rather effective.
I think I’m about average, but I’ve never been sure where exactly you’re supposed to measure from. Any tips?
FTR, I’m a grower, not a shower, and he can look a pathetic little fellow when he’s at ease.
Short and wide, just like the rest of me. 
Er…why do you need to know, exactly, Idle Thoughts? Although I can’t say I’m complaining as I get to know some very intimate details about some of my favorite male Dopers.
gets out ruler
*looks at *Anastaseon’s ** measurements
Hey, girl, we’re exactly the same length! We *are * sisters!
Yes
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How many tips does yours have fercryinoutloud?
Hung like a gnat.
I would only date women with really tiny hands when I was out in the world, because I could admire how massive it seemed.
Noticeably above average.
Above average in measurement, but exceptional when talking pure aesthetics
Lets just say that if it was transfering energy, it would fall somewhere between UV and visible light on the electromagnetic spectrum.
A hair under six inches, but my balls are huge.
People think I’m speaking metaphorically when I make that claim. But barring birth defects and serious medical conditions, I can usually be pretty sure that in any given crowd, I’ve got the biggest balls there.
I’d don’t like to brag, but I will say it’s somewhere between five and ten inches.
Like exactly between.
7.5 inches, and to be honest I always thought that it was average. I always just assumed that the 5.5 inch mark was to make guys feel better… Guess not eh?
That’s fucking hilarious!
Ok I just measured to be absolutely sure. At maximum arousal(boneage)
I clock in at an even 7 inches and I will add that I have been told I have very large balls.
I guess about average. It’s not like it can ring a doorbell or anything.
What’s with the big balls? Is that generally considered a source of pride amongst the guys?