Well, my length is average, but my longevity is absurd.
I thought I’d try to find an address for the museum then I could email them or write them and ask. So far I haven’t found one. And, I have to wonder, if they paid for the exhibit and are making money off it, how likely is it to get an answer other than “It is Rasputin’s penis”?
That’s quite an interesting picture in that article you linked.
I pulled up a bunch of images of fresh and dried sea cucumbers. I have to say that what’s in the jar doesn’t look like any of the sea cucumbers I saw.
Maybe this is a question for Cecil.
It ain’t the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
So how many porn stars has she been with? 
Based upon her prowess in the bedroom, I’d say several. 
Wait a minute, who am I kidding? 
THe SDMB may certainly help fight ignorance, but not in the arena of mathematics. After all, everybody here have a larger-than-average penis size.
Average erect penis size for the male population as a whole - 5.5"
Average erect penis size for male Dopers - 8"
We’re also all fantastic drivers that never piss off anyone else on the road, wonderful parents with delightful kids that are much better behaved than the rugrats that normally create hell at restaurants, courteous cell phone users that never irritate others and loudly gab away in public, and considerate pet owners that always clean up the poop left by our affectionate, silent and perfectly trained pound and rescue dogs.
It can vary between 6" and 8". Though it also gets rather small in cold weather. shrug I’m 6’6" so I guess it’s sort of proportional.
Try a protractor.
im anywhere from 6.75 to 7.5, it varies sometimes, girthwise, i have to use the extra large condoms, can’t even come close to getting an normal one on, anymore.
How astute of you. Your forgot tolerant, open minded, honorable and truthful.
Oh, and hot. Don’t forget hot.
Sadly, I have no penis, but have never felt the lack… 
when you say average do you mean when erect or flacid?
If I just touch the ruler to the base of my crank, I’m 5.5".
If I press it into my flab, I can get another inch out of it, and reach 6.5".
My girth is somewhat on the large side at 5.5" as well. (99th percentile, woo hoo!)
So I suppose it’s slightly bigger than average on the whole, which jibes with what my girlfriend told me, even though I didn’t believe it at the time.
I can’t believe I’m responding to this thread. No, wait, I can, too…(and norinew, I know you’re peeking… )
I’m just a shade over 6" long, and about 5.5-5.75" in girth. I found the best way to measure was with a tailor’s tape…and I had help measuring, which was very nice.
I clock in at a cervix pokin’ 6.5" long, girth is 5.5".
This however, I believe to be proportionate, not at all big.
(I am 6’3", 200lbs)
Well, there’s no shame in it, you know. Most women enjoy feeling their lack from time to time. Live a little!
The dimensions of my penis cannot be calculated with Earthling math. If ya wanna know, ya gonna have to climb in my spaceship, baby.
8.5
do i get a trophy?
…and no, i don’t want rasputin’s pickled yogurt chucker, either.
what can i say? i’m a magnum kind of guy.
and i’ll stop the TMI right now…
…that is, unless i’m prodded to continue
by the way, i’m from michigan. go midwesterners!
…hey, stop prodding me with that thing!
cervix-pokin…hehehehe
this might be the most female-lurked thread in history. it would be a post (haha) about schwangage that’d do it, wouldn’t it?
sorry sorry sorry…triple post…and it’s gotta be my 5389675698763636th triple post…
…but i think we should rename this thread the “john holmes award”, “mandingo memorial tribute”, or the “rasputin roudup”
…orr the “lexington steele brouhaha”
the “ron jeremy cloister”?
i shoulda gone to class today.
I am 6’6" , 170lbs.
It is 8.5inchs when reallllly erect , about 7.5 when im just mildly aroused. girth about 5inchs.
I think my penis looks small on my frame. Its really unnerving. maybe I just have a complex. everyone else is convinced my penis is HUGE.
I have two 5/16inch diameter titinum beads implanted on the top of my shaft. so that adds some illusion of extra girth.
but my balls are HUGE!
maybe I should make “Are your testes average sized or not?” thread
i’m about 5’7 or 5’8 and about 160 pounds…if you gals need to fill in the picture…
…and yeah, i work out…points the way to the beach