Confirmed: 5 3/4"
Take that ignorance!
Freudian slip, perhaps?
Oh, man! :smack:
Well, what if she’s cute?
Lake Wobegon syndrome, anyone?
It is not a co-inkydink that “Johnnson” and “Winsconsin” rhyme, you know. 
I was born in Ohio, which- after a vigorous preparatory period followed by what can charitably be described as frantic measuring- is not exactly a hotbed of penile leviathans.
No matter. I’m filthy rich.
Not.
( I did get measured once, by a drunk and pleasingly/exceedingly horny girlfriend. Apparently I’m in the 6 inch range, but it was hard to tell because she was busy lacerating my appendix while she measured. I’ve been told by lovers that my rather thick shape lends itself to the kind of climactic events normall associated with Pompeii. 
)
A few years ago, I discovered whilst changing clothes at my parents house that my brother is nightmarishly huge. He walked past me in just his jockey’s. My god. I mean, Sonny Corleone huge. I know, I know, large men when flaccid tend to not become much bigger when hard. Shush. I got one glance at him and realized that he had the brains AND the equipment. I suspect based on the coiled python he had packed in there that he probably was around 9 inches flaccid. Seriously. God damn… :eek:
Cartooniverse
I can’t find a ruler that curves to the left.
I’m not the man my father is.
Sigh.
My darling Marcie says that I am “generously endowed” but the specifics are not for publication.
I don’t think he would care.
I have no penis; sometimes other people let me borrow theirs, though.
I measure at almost exactly 7", though I suspect I’m a bit skinny. Couldn’t tell you that for certain, though, as I’ve only limited comparison. And I apologize, fellow ignorance-fighters, but it will probably stay that way, too. 
What if you curve up? Wouldn’t that short-change (tee hee) you?
No specific numbers here. I’m not going to be poking any cervixes anytime soon, but the little guy’s gotten a compliment or two.
I was reading my Gray’s Anatomy and though it did give dimensions for the vagina (for those of you who want to know it’s “two and a half to three inches along its anterior wall, and three and a half inches along its posterior wall.” – So much for those fantasy porno stories where the woman takes a foot or a foot and a half up her “hoo hah.”), it did not give the dimensions of the penis. Darnit. I wanted to know. Sexism at its worst.
Slightly off topic, but I thought the people who are on this thread might be interested in the following:
To make it “workplace safe” I have inserted an extra space before the “rasputin.”
http://www.mosnews.com/news/2004/04/28/ rasputin.shtml
Ever since I saw this article (I was researching Rasputin at the time, not penises.) I’ve puzzled over:
Erect or not erect
I had never considered the question before. I don’t know if it’s stuffed, meaning the taxidermist could have, um, inflated it or if it’s floating in a jar meaning it’s not erect. But, at 30 centimeters, if it’s not erect, I’ve got to wonder what it was like erect. Though I have heard that someone with a large penis in the flaccid state doesn’t necessarily grow much when tumescent. If it did get substantially bigger then all I have to say is that I’m glad that Rasputin’s dead because alive he isn’t getting anywhere near me with that thing.
wasn’t the "preserved penis of rasputin’ debunked a long time ago as being some other object entirely?
I’d be interested in hearing that as well.
From what I’ve read about Rasputin he did indeed have a huge cock. Doesn’t necessarily mean the one the musuem has is his, but the article is dated from last year. So unless the museum did no verification or the article is false, it couldn’t have been debunked that long ago.
Do you recall any specifics about the debunking?
Well according to this Rotten article: http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/historical/rasputin/
The supposed member is actually a sea cucumber
Of course I know Rotten isn’t renowned for being accurate.
Uh huh. Most of us are just curious or mellow when we’re on the boards. You on the other hand, seem to be really, really happy.
Equals 11.7 inches.
And that, pickled in a jar?
Rasputin wins.
Now don’t be harsh. Surely you too have had someone hold a gun to your head and force you to read a penis thread?
Void if you enjoyed it 