I will single handedly bring the average down a bit. What I don’t have in length I make up with girth.
What’s wrong? That there weren’t enough penises to determine an average? Probably not, the sample was too small.
I agree that the nudity wasn’t random, but I don’t think the appeal of a particular penis was the criteria for who got naked.
It was always relevant to the story, not gratuitous (except maybe for that scene in the rec area where everybody was naked). If your story line was enhanced or dependent upon your nudity, you were nude. Didn’t matter what you looked like.
If you ever have a vasectomy, you simply must post pics of the post-op swelling.
As for me…since I don’t have any measuring devices here, I’ll have to let a nice Dopette stop by and do the measuring and report back.
Oh, come now. It’s all in good fun. Won’t you join us? 
I did a quick search to authenticate IT’s estimate of “average”, and it seems that no one can quite agree. In just the first page of hits there were averages of 5.3 to 6.2, which would, I suppose, put the average of the averages at about 5.7. Seems the problem every tester points to is a lack of participants.
[sub]wanders off wondering what possessed me to even open this thread to begin with, and what that says about me[/sub]
Looks like Ottoerotic and I tie for first place. And we’re both from Wisconsin. It must be something in the milk.
Anything for science…
:::::Busts out ruler:::::
:::::Penis ensues:::::
5 1/2.
Check post 35. That makes three from Wisconsin, ‘The Home of the Seven Point Five Incher’.
There must be something in the milk.
That isn’t milk…
I guess it’s understandable that guys measure themselves, but I still laugh when every guy I meet finds it necessary to tell me his length before we…or even if we don’t. Hey, I like surprises! Even online dating seems to have an unwritten rule that you email your dic pic (yep, they all seem to have them). If 5.5" is average, then I was a whole lot luckier than I realized when I was married. And it would explain some disappointments since then too, heh.
Well, using the calculations on my Rand McNally road map, my penis is about 140 miles long and no, I am not going to stop at the gas station to ask the attendant to verify the fact.
Isn’t Wisconsin largely populated by Germans and Swedes? Maybe that’s the common denominator – Don Johnson might have started life as Don Johnsson. 
Haven’t measured, but I know I’m not from Wisconsin… 
FTR, I just measured myself (hard to do, since I have only a tape measure (metal with sharp edgtes = not placed on penis). So I had to put a piece of masking tape along my wang to get a measurement.
I am 7.5", and yet was not born in, not have I ever been to, wisconsin. Though I was born in VT, another fairly decently large dairly state.\
It must be the milk.
Or mis-use of milking machines over time.
I’m, well, Walloon.
Regarding proper measurement procedure, Cecil has this to say:
As for me (why am I answering this?), the answer is 7.5. And my Wisconsin connections are limited:
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I’m longer than average: between 7.5 to 8, depending on how aroused I am. I don’t know average girth numbers, but I believe I’m probably about average in girth…it’s nothing special, and due to my length, it looks somewhat skinny.
I average out to be the 5.5" average, since the one on the left is 3" and the one on the right is 8". You’d think this would double my chances of dating, but in fact it halves them or more.
A Way TMI Anecdote: The last guy I did nekkid stuff with was not what you’d called overly or averagely endowed (3.5" fully erect maybe). This did not bother me at all- in fact I consider big 'uns quite a turn-off- but I had trouble keeping a straight face when he was making sex talk and kept saying, without any sense of irony or sarcasm whatever, “[verb] that big [penis euphemism]… oh yeah, [verb] that big [penis euphemism]”. I don’t think he saw the humor when he said it for the fourth or fifth time and I finally looked around and asked “Where?”
Last year, I would have said “average.”
This summer, though, I was bass fishing on a local river, and was casting near a small bridge. Two locals were on the bridge, having a nice pee.
What I head:
Local #1–“Man, this river is COLD!”
Local #2–“Yeah, DEEP, too!”
So, I suppose I am far below average. At least based on that sample size.