Isaac Hayes quits South Park

yeah, that’s not what they want to hear from their altar boys.

what?

Who was convicted of domestic espionage?

They could pull a “Ms. Chokesondick” with Chef.

“Sometimes you kill your teacher, and they find her seamen in her stomach…WHAT?”

As far as I know, the RCC doesn’t threaten to sue everyone who dares mock their religion. Sure, they can threaten you with Hell, but that’s only if they’re right and if you don’t believe, the threat of hell isn’t going to bother you much.

A lawsuit from an organization with an army of lawyer and deep pockets isn’t as easy to shrug off.

They say Xenu is a baaad mother…

Shut your mouth!

You beat me to it by seconds, you…

:slight_smile:

He’s a complicated alien.

Well, yeah, but back in the day they used to do far worse then sue you. Back when they were torturing their enemies to death, were they a “church” or just a church. If so, at what period of history can we stop putting in the quote marks around the Roman Catholic “Church”

I could say the same thing about most churches. I do believe that Scientology is a bigger scam but I think the RCC is a pretty big scam with a horrible history.

I think Pat Robertson is a bigger scam and evil than even the nutjobs with scientology. Why is it okay in the Cafe to insult Scientology and not the RCC?

As far as Chef, he has had a diminished role for a couple of years now. No huge loss.
Jim

It’s … $cientology. Please spell it correctly. :rolleyes:

As for Hayes, well, this makes him a hypocrite, and a human being. He’s showing us a NIMBY-like view of selective outrage, given South Park’s long history of extreme mockery.

(Only semi-joking.)

I’m guessing Christianity gets a pass because it’s had enough time to work off the majority of it’s kooks and has ended up with a following that’s mostly blase about its beliefs.

And, just maybe, the premise is slightly less silly, but that’s just my personal bias talking.

From the Yahoo article, from Hayes:

Red Hot Catholic Love

Jewbilee

All about Mormons

Mary Sue Hubbard, and a bunch of other higher ups were caught breaking into the IRS headquarters and stealing documents about Scientology.

Gee domestic Espionage or too many Priest that should be in Nambla? Which is the worse crime?

Jim

I’m kinda torn here. I think a discussion of the legitimacy of Scientology as a church/religion would make a great thread–and I hate bucking the momentum in this one–but that topic is more suitable for Great Debates. This particular thread, being in Cafe Society, should probably get back on track discussing Isaac Hayes and not just his religion.

If anyone would like to start that thread in GD, please feel free to link to it from within this thread.

Well, let’s see…at the Moutain Meadows Massacre, a Mormom group disguised as Indians murdered a wagon train of Arkansans trying to settle in Utah.
When I worked at the Public LIbrary, there were groups of Mormons wanting to trade new Mormon history books for our old ones. :slight_smile:

Hooray: back to Sheff. They should have a UFO from Xenu haul him off to the biggest Douche in the Universe contest. I don’t expect him to win but it would be an okay exit for the character while mocking Mr. Hayes.

Jim

It’s thanks to Issac Hayes and Lisa Marie Presley that we in Memphis get this massive church of Scientology just a few miles from my house.
-Lil

http://www.humanae-vitae.com/photos/memphis/scientology.jpg

Yeah, but it’s not part of Catholic teaching that priests must molest little boys. It IS Scientology doctrine that one should harass their enemies in anyway possible.

Topic? I say have Chef decide to go back to school to study to become a psychiatrist-the ultimate insult to a clam.