I think Chef should be dropped into a volcano in Hawaii and carried off by millions of freshly awoken Thetans.
And they should replace him with his parents. (“You know how much those Thetans want to free my boy? T’ree fitty!”)
Now, keep in mind it’s a gossip site, but apparently, Tom Cruise threatened not to do promo work for MI:3, if Paramount allowed the episode to be aired. So it was pulled. What a jackass.
Tom blackmails Comedy Central
Fucking clams. :mad:
It appears that they were plussed.
Yep, on Central right before it merges with Lamar.
-Lil
Well, I’m calling SHENANIGANS on Tom Cruise, Cruise’s agent, Cruise’s PR person, Cruise’s brain-dead pregnant beard, the studio/marketing/advertising complex, the Hollywood star-making machinery, and every a-hole studio suit at Paramount whose job it is to keep Tom Cruise happy, productive, and profitable. Screw 'em! We’ve got to get organized, people, and threaten Paramount, et al with a boycott of MI:3 if they don’t release the gag on South Park!
No “Trapped in the Closet”? Fine! Then we won’t support MI:*@#%#@3! Pass it around!
Preach it!
*In all honesty, I wasn’t interested in MI:3 anyway. But, still. Now I’ll be avoiding it for reasons aside from haphazard, incoherent plotting, a near-total lack of human characterization, OTT action sequences with an overreliance on CGI, etc.
And it’s not like they couldn’t have gotten Phillip Seymour Hoffman to promote MI:3 instead, especially with all the buzz after his Oscar win.
Paramount, you are On Notice.
I here they are conspiring with Bears also.
You know, I’ve had a long-standing policy of not letting Tom Cruise’s presence prevent me from checking out movies that are otherwise appealing to me (not that this set includes MI:3,) but now…
Peter Jackson could cast Tom Cruise as Horselover Fat in an epic adaptation of Philip K. Dick’s Valis, and I’d just have to give it a miss.
His career needs to end now.
Oh, so THAT’s why he sounds like that. I was wondering.
I hope they don’t kill him off. But if they do, it could be an enlightening loss-of-innocence experience for the kids. “Now we’ll just have to start making decisions on our own, I guess. We’re in 5th grade now, so we can handle it. I think.”
Personally, I’d love to see an episode where the kids spend the entire episode looking for him, and being told “Um, I think maybe he went out of town, or… maybe just to the bathroom. Huh. I’m not sure,” and then they don’t find him, and they say “Tune in next week to find out where Chef is.” But next week, it’s totally ignored. Maybe Isaac will come back, and then they can just have him show up again and pretend nothing happened. I hope they don’t just keep him and put a new actor in.
Isn’t that going overboard?
Yeah, the second “#” was totally unnecessary.
Maybe that Succubus Chef was going to marry could show up again and . . .